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Kitten's Loose With the Credit Card Again!

Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
Kitten being me, it's my boyfriend's nickname for me, and I said to my boyfriend, "It's hot now and I need new summer clothes plus I need to do my spring and summer palette at MAC." And my boyfriend was all, "WHAT THE HELL! I just finished paying off your Winter/ Spring shopping extravaganza!!" And so I had to bring out the big guns, sad eyes and a pouty lip and my boyfriend was all, "Awww Kitten, okay but don't spend more than $X,XXX.XX." And I was all, "YAY! NORDSTROM HERE I COME!!!" As always, I have the best boyfriend in the whole wide world and he is too good to me.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Kitten being me, it's my boyfriend's nickname for me, and I said to my boyfriend, "It's hot now and I need new summer clothes plus I need to do my spring and summer palette at MAC." And my boyfriend was all, "WHAT THE HELL! I just finished paying off your Winter/ Spring shopping extravaganza!!" And so I had to bring out the big guns, sad eyes and a pouty lip and my boyfriend was all, "Awww Kitten, okay but don't spend more than $X,XXX.XX." And I was all, "YAY! NORDSTROM HERE I COME!!!" As always, I have the best boyfriend in the whole wide world and he is too good to me.
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Better marry him...that's the best deal you're gonna get.
 
Well at least this isn't about domestic violence like we get from the strippers.

It's also nice to see LG reinforce her image of being a west coast airhead.
 
I enjoy shopping and my boyfriend enjoys paying for it therefore I am an airhead? Jesus shit GTC, you need to get out more.

And Techman, you're right, my boyfriend is the best I'm ever going to get. Coincidentally he also happens to be the best there is. I am a lucky woman indeed!
 
Folks, lets face it. We all knew that LG was an expensive chick.

What we DIDN’T know, and what I find most startling, is that her nickname is “kitten.” Isn’t that a little perverted?
 
RobL said:
Folks, lets face it. We all knew that LG was an expensive chick.

What we DIDN’T know, and what I find most startling, is that her nickname is “kitten.” Isn’t that a little perverted?
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Why is that perverted?
 
CoyoteUgly said:
I'm glad my wife has

a) her own income, and
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I have my own income, I own a house for pete's sake. My boyfriend could have said, "Buy your own damn clothes and make-up." And I would have but I like it when he pays for it...Aaaand so does he really. :)

b) a sense of self independence.
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I'm so independent it often drives my boyfriend nuts, I can do anything he can do...Well, to be fair, almost anything.;)
 
SAINT LUCIFER Finds Pic of LAKER_CUNT'S Boyfriend!!

Laker_Girl said:
Kitten being me, it's my boyfriend's nickname for me, and I said to my boyfriend, "It's hot now and I need new summer clothes plus I need to do my spring and summer palette at MAC." And my boyfriend was all, "WHAT THE HELL! I just finished paying off your Winter/ Spring shopping extravaganza!!" And so I had to bring out the big guns, sad eyes and a pouty lip and my boyfriend was all, "Awww Kitten, okay but don't spend more than $X,XXX.XX." And I was all, "YAY! NORDSTROM HERE I COME!!!" As always, I have the best boyfriend in the whole wide world and he is too good to me.
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This is the man who would be dumb enough to pay for your expenses, if you truly had a boyfriend. Alas, you are much to fat and ugly to have one so I decided to pretend you had one. Here is how he would look, surely your ideal mate:

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Laker_Girl said:
Why is that perverted?
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It's what Robert Young called his youngest daughter, and is a much more appropriate nickname for a child or childlike person than a grown woman approaching middle age. Not at all surprising from this standpoint, called that one from here. No wonder you're sweating 34, you're right on the razor's edge of where sugar daddy's gonna start looking at the younger girls.
 
Donovan said:
It's what Robert Young called his youngest daughter, and is a much more appropriate nickname for a child or childlike person than a grown woman approaching middle age. Not at all surprising from this standpoint, called that one from here. No wonder you're sweating 34, you're right on the razor's edge of where sugar daddy's gonna start looking at the younger girls.
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I always knew you were a pedophile. I thank you for offering proof.

Sugar daddy's gonna start looking at the younger girls.
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SaintLucifer said:
I always knew you were a pedophile. I thank you for offering proof.
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You shouldn't talk that way to someone who might be your father, boy. Leastways, it's between me and 256 other guys who got drunk enough to do your mom that night. But that's still better odds than the Lotto, so straighten up...
 
Donovan said:
You shouldn't talk that way to someone who might be your father, boy. Leastways, it's between me and 256 other guys who got drunk enough to do your mom that night. But that's still better odds than the Lotto, so straighten up...
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Ho hum, same old same old.
 
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