Kitten's Loose With the Credit Card Again!

[Donovan]

That's not what high maintenance means. It's not a compliment, no matter what all your ex-boyfriends might have told you. And I've seen Dick's pictures, you better pick a charity quick. Possibly one that doesn't require you to have any charm or people skills...maybe you could start a home for badly-aging debutantes?

 

[Maylie]

Sound like a whole lotta boo-hooing to me. And that goes for all of you.

Laker_Girl = :bigass:

I like you L_G, you’re brassy…but when you spout ridiculous nonsense post after post, I can’t resist throwing in a post or two to tease you. Only to have you come back with some silliness like boo-hooing? HUH? Over what I might ask…I had a closet full of the same crap back when I was 23…then I grew up moving on to bigger and better.

Its your addiction to own name brands and brag about it. Everyone has to have something in life to look forward to, I just don’t get excited over my clothes, shoes and purses anymore. My interests change like my hair styles, frequently. And they no longer fit inside closet.

Have a nice week-end darlin'.. its been fun

 

[Laker_Girl]

That's not what high maintenance means. It's not a compliment, no matter what all your ex-boyfriends might have told you. And I've seen Dick's pictures, you better pick a charity quick. Possibly one that doesn't require you to have any charm or people skills...maybe you could start a home for badly-aging debutantes?

Oh Dono, I know that none of the bile that spews from you is ever complimentary. You're quite a miserable little broken man and you're not nice to anyone so you'll forgive me if your pot shots don't shake my ego. :smooch:

That said, I have no idea why you keep bringing up that you've seen pictures of BDM. Hey, me too! I have a picture of he and his family at a Phillies game right here on my desk! Sooooo what's your point?

And finally, there is high maintenance=I'm a priss and don't think that shaving, using body lotion and blow drying my hair is optional. That's me. And then there is high maintenance=I neeeeeeed two hours or I scare small children. Hence my comment that I look fine fresh from slumber.

Oh and when I start taking advice from people I don't know and don't know me, you'll be the first person I contact Sugar! :bigass:

Would you like some pie with your ala MODED?

 

[Laker_Girl]

I like you L_G, you’re brassy…but when you spout ridiculous nonsense post after post, I can’t resist throwing in a post or two to tease you. Only to have you come back with some silliness like boo-hooing? HUH? Over what I might ask…I had a closet full of the same crap back when I was 23…then I grew up moving on to bigger and better.

Its your addiction to own name brands and brag about it. Everyone has to have something in life to look forward to, I just don’t get excited over my clothes, shoes and purses anymore. My interests change like my hair styles, frequently. And they no longer fit inside closet.

Have a nice week-end darlin'.. its been fun

My problem is, as was with Cocaphony, that you would ever assume that because I nonsensically brag here at TK of all places that that is all my life is, shopping sprees and name brand clothing. Don't be crazy! I have a lot going on in my life that doesn't involve the mall.

If I thought I could trust you I know we would become friends, I like you too and you'd see how my life really is. That's why BDM defends me, not because he wants to vacation in my panties but because he knows me. But that's life and I just don't put a lot of stock in people's opinions around here.

You have a great weekend too!!

 

[Donovan]

Oh Dono, I know that none of the bile that spews from you is ever complimentary. You're quite a miserable little broken man and you're not nice to anyone so you'll forgive me if your pot shots don't shake my ego. :smooch:

I'm doing pretty well, thanks. And your ego is not my target. I'm rattling your fragile self-esteem so you might get a look at your future before you're trapped in it. By speaking these truths, I'm doing you a much greater service than you know. The potshots, however, are for my amusement.

That said, I have no idea why you keep bringing up that you've seen pictures of BDM. Hey, me too! I have a picture of he and his family at a Phillies game right here on my desk! Sooooo what's your point?

I'm talking about that jack-o'-lantern shot of you slathering on layers of pancake makeup to cover the flaws. Two words, Blend Ding. You look like a member of the KISS army in that ghostlike foundation. Yikes. I half-expected you to start doing the "trapped in an invisible box" routine. Mime is dead, Yarnell.

And finally, there is high maintenance=I'm a priss and don't think that shaving, using body lotion and blow drying my hair is optional. That's me. And then there is high maintenance=I neeeeeeed two hours or I scare small children. Hence my comment that I look fine fresh from slumber.

There's also High Maintenance= Jesus, this girl must be constantly reassured that she is "pretty" or has some value to the world or her little heart breaks, her ego shatters and she becomes Miss Bitch for the rest of the month. Also referred to as "emotional vampire" or "Mental".

Oh and when I start taking advice from people I don't know and don't know me, you'll be the first person I contact Sugar! :bigass:

You should become a leftwing hippie. Then you don't have to spend two hours getting made up and shaving your legs, and the Hollywood Dykes will like you better.

Would you like some pie with your ala MODED?

Moded is a stupid word. And at 34, you have reached the point in your life where using the slang of today's kids sounds vaguely creepy, like somebody's mom trying to be all cool with the youngsters. Just so you'll know.

 

[jack]

Folks, lets face it. We all knew that LG was an expensive chick.

What we DIDN’T know, and what I find most startling, is that her nickname is “kitten.” Isn’t that a little perverted?

He probably meant "pussy" but was drunk.

 

[Laker_Girl]

The usual BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...ETC.

When are you ever going to learn that I couldn't care less about anything you say? Silly Dono. :mrgreen:

 

[The Question]

No offense to anyone here, but... why the hell has this thread lasted this long? LG had a good time, felt like getting a little brag on, and somehow it turned into some kind of Shakespearean... thing.

Jesus, either say, "Hey, that's great!" or shrug yer shoulders, toss out maybe a "Meh, this thread's not for me." and move on. Fucking damn, people.

 

[Mirah]

^ We are just that fucking bored Saint.

 

[Donovan]

When are you ever going to learn that I couldn't care less about anything you say? Silly Dono. :mrgreen:

When you admit that isn't true. Girls like you crave all attention, positive OR negative, and the fact I've dedicated this many posts in a row to you has probably made your granny-panties a little bit moist...

 

[Donovan]

No offense to anyone here, but... why the hell has this thread lasted this long? LG had a good time, felt like getting a little brag on, and somehow it turned into some kind of Shakespearean... thing.

Jesus, either say, "Hey, that's great!" or shrug yer shoulders, toss out maybe a "Meh, this thread's not for me." and move on. Fucking damn, people.

Did ya ever notice that when a person starts out with "No offense..." that always means someone is about to get offended? Kind of like "I don't mean to be rude" or "I'm not trying to stir shit up but..."

Anyway, LG and I are engaged in a courtship ritual. Buzz off.

 

[The Question]

No, when I say, "No offense," it's to denote a different theme from my usual posting style, which is calculated to offend as many people as possible. Unlike 99.9% of you craven, snivelling fag-magnets, I design to offend by default. So when I say, "No offense," I actually mean it.

 

[Donovan]

No, when I say, "No offense," it's to denote a different theme from my usual posting style, which is calculated to offend as many people as possible. Unlike 99.9% of you craven, snivelling fag-magnets, I design to offend by default. So when I say, "No offense," I actually mean it.

Okay, craven I can understand as an insult, snivelling makes sense, but "fag-magnet?" WTF kind of insult is that? Are you saying I remind you of Ian McKellen in the XMen flicks? Or that all the gay people at TK are attracted to me? If the latter, how exactly would you know? If the former, do I get one of them cool helmets and a cape?

No offense...

 

[The Question]

Okay, craven I can understand as an insult, snivelling makes sense, but "fag-magnet?" WTF kind of insult is that? Are you saying I remind you of Ian McKellen in the XMen flicks? Or that all the gay people at TK are attracted to me? If the latter, how exactly would you know? If the former, do I get one of them cool helmets and a cape?

No offense...

Oh, that was purely generic but thrown on at the last second due to its mildly amusing alliterative twist. It could just as easily have been 'cock-knocker' or 'gash-masher' or 'puppy punter' or 'spic kicker'. Well, 'spic kicker' wouldn't have been so much an insult, I guess, unless you happen to work for the ACLU, which doesn't really stand for "American Civil Liberties Union" so much as "Ass Crawling Liberal Unclefuckers."

 

[Cacophony]

Kitten being me, it's my boyfriend's nickname for me, and I said to my boyfriend, "It's hot now and I need new summer clothes plus I need to do my spring and summer palette at MAC." And my boyfriend was all, "WHAT THE HELL! I just finished paying off your Winter/ Spring shopping extravaganza!!" And so I had to bring out the big guns, sad eyes and a pouty lip and my boyfriend was all, "Awww Kitten, okay but don't spend more than $X,XXX.XX." And I was all, "YAY! NORDSTROM HERE I COME!!!" As always, I have the best boyfriend in the whole wide world and he is too good to me.

Did you ever consider that your boyfriend thought that $X,XXX.XX was a small price to pay to get your over-inflated ego out the door for the day?

 

[DarthSikle]

Whenever people ask me if they can ask me a question, I tell them that they already did.

 

[The Question]

I just tell them, "No." Then they get all pissed off and I just LARF and LARF. Sometime even laugh, which pisses them off even more.

 

[The Watcher]

I need to read more posts to say for sure, but so far every single post of Laker Girl's has been about how cute/sexy/beautiful she is. That's really, really unattractive....and I'm not trying to be a bitch. I have no use for trolling or being mean out of boredom. I really hope it's part of a persona. You don't seem stupid, so why are you so focused on your looks?

 

[Gagh]

KITTY'S LOOSE WITH THE VIBRATOR AND SAND-WEDGE AGAIN. KEEP HER OUT OF BLOOMINGDALE'S, DARLING.

 

[The Question]

I peed in CaptainWacky's soup. (Ssshhh, don't tell!)