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Lane - BB12 (US)

I stop paying attention for a few days, and Lane is a rapist.

Enzo : Oh yeah, me and wifey are definitely getting our own room. We gotta do our own thing.
Lane : You ever play the.. 8 second game with her?
(Hayden and Britney both simultaneously bow their heads and lower their eyes.)
Enzo : What's the 8 second game?
Britney : (with zero enthusiasm) Oh yeah, that sounds like fun.
Lane : It's tradition.
Britney : Not if it happened to me.
Enzo : What do you do?
Hayden : Didn't Lane explain it the other night?
Enzo : (shakes head no) You gotta drop.. Oh.. The 8 second game, when you pull your pants down and.. uh.. I forgot. What is it, yo? What's 8 seconds?
Lane : 4 of your buddies bring a girl back..
Enzo : Oh, ok.
Lane : ...and then you get her in the bed, and all of us are waitin' at the door, and we bust in on ya, and you gotta hold the girl down for 8 seconds.
Enzo : Oh!
Lane : You know, cuz the girl's tryin' to squirm and tryin' to get under the covers..
Enzo : Oh shit. I'm definitely gonna do that.
Lane : 8 second ___
Enzo : Oh! I wanna do that. You just hold her down? Down?
Lane : Yeah.

Enzo : Isn't that rape?

Lane : hahahaha
Enzo : What the fuck is that, yo? Whatta you doin', yo?
Enzo : You guys in the South.. I don't know, yo.
Britney : Like, we'll do it to you and Joella.
(Enzo's reaction suggests not.)
Britney : We'll just bust in, while we know you guys are doin' it...
Lane : They wont even squirm.
Britney : And then you have to hold her down for 8 seconds, while she's tryin' to get away, so we can't see her.
Enzo : Oh, I hold her down?
Britney : mm hmm
Lane : Like, if you were doin' her doggie style, that's the best, and we bust in, and you're like ridin' her..
Enzo : mm
Lane : ..and you gotta hold her for 8 seconds..
Britney : You can't let her escape.
Lane : ..while she squirms away.
Enzo : Oooh, shit. Yeah, let's not do that to me.
Lane : hehehehe
Enzo : We'll go do that to someone else.
Lane : hehehe.. Let's not do that to me.
Britney : One of Lane's friends, perhaps.
Enzo : That's like semi-rape though... You're in the chick, she's tryin' to get away..
Lane : hehehe
Enzo : Yo, I ain't...
Lane : You gotta do everything you can..
Enzo : Shit.
Lane : Just bear hug her..
Lane : You're not gonna see her the next day though.. She's not gonna talk to you.
Enzo : Nah.. I'd be divorced. I can't do that.
Lane : She has to ride back with you.
Britney : If that happened to me, I would kill myself.
Lane : It's all fun and games.
 
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