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LAR

'Gear

RIP 1970~2018
My six year old built this.

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Good to know he'll be prepared when Skynet comes online and the robots start to take over.
 
Come on Dec 21!
 
A kid after my own heart. Now teach him to carve and let's see what weapon he'll create out of a nice lime-tree log.
 
I'm not sure I want him running around with a knife yet. Eh..what could go wrong?
 
Yeah, six might be a little young to fiddle w/ knives. Although - a smart person once told me that sometimes it's better to teach them the proper handling and dangers before their fascination with all things deadly kicks in bigtime and they start exploring stuff unsupervised. Then again - I am allowing my underage niece to smoke to her heart's content, so I might not be the best advisor in any case, lol!
 
It's impossible to stand between an elementary school boy and something he can stab things with, it's just a law of nature.

The best you can do is make sure he knows how to use them so you don't have to take him to the ER with an X-Acto knife stuck in his thumb.
 
Nothing a little super glue won't fix.
 
lol took the words right outta my mouth :D
 
Ha beat you to it. I like the way you roll with me.
 
lol, rascal.
 
What?;)
 
:bigass:

Ha beat you to it.
Yeah, enjoy it while it lasts. I'm gonna one-up you soon enough...again :D
 
Probably next time I leave forever.
 
Naaah, I've decided I'll leave that one to Dono next time. I'll just smile and shake my head in a kind yet slightly superior way. That'll drive you real crazy.
 
I'm gonna fuck you all by never going anywhere. That'll teach you.
 
Uh-oh, now the fat's in the fire. However will I explain that to my TK superiors??

You always say the nicest things!
 
I bet that fucker shoots blanks, just like his dad.
 
lol, jack, nice try, but that sentence really does not make that much sense... come on, think about it...

just like his dad

I know you can do much better :D
 
That's lame even for you Jack. Desperate times/measures? Heh heh heh
 
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