Last of the international playboys

[Lord Raffles]

If only I could come up with a great thread for a great title!

 

[SaintLucifer]

No doubt this thread would simply end up being about myself. I daresay I am quite the playboy. With my intellect and incredible good looks...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

And secret hidden drawer of paedophilia and zoo pron.

 

[SaintLucifer]

And secret hidden drawer of paedophilia and zoo pron.

'Paedophilia' and 'pron'?? Wow! I have a secret hidden drawer of non-existent words. Someone will no doubt be panhandling soon from street 'kerbs'. LOL. With that incredible 'intellect' how can this one miss?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Surely, Lucy, you subscribe to the notion that it's only once you know all the rules that you're allowed to break them. Surely.

Please don't make me come down there again. [misidrectedoptimism]You're smarter than this.[/misdirectedoptimism]

 

[Lord Raffles]

'Paedophilia' and 'pron'?? Wow! I have a secret hidden drawer of non-existent words. Someone will no doubt be panhandling soon from street 'kerbs'. LOL. With that incredible 'intellect' how can this one miss?

Intelligent people don't use LOL.

Besides, force rules over the intellect. The idea of human solidarity was imposed on men by force, and can be maintained only by the same means.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

That's right, Raffles! You tell 'im!

Intelligent people use *snort*, OMFGLMFAOROTFL (ad nauseum), cheeky sarcasm, and the occasional guffaw.

 

[Gagh]

No doubt this thread would simply end up being about myself. I daresay I am quite the playboy. With my intellect and incredible good looks...

Yes, Scotland has produced many playboys, such as....uhm....uh....that chap with the Irn Bru...and uh.....uhm...

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Don't forget Angus McChaflebottoms and his wingman, Killy McKilt.

 

[Gagh]

And possibly Rab C.Nesbitt.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Possibly. Rab never met a rarebit fiend he didn't wanna shtup.