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Laura

CaptainWacky

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I want to smell dark matter
Got booed going in for no apparent reason. Has upset Josie by being picked. So I like her already.
 
She's friend with Sunshine (from auditioning days) and actually brought in presents for some of the housemates from Sunshine (but Steve told her not to give them becaue it would break the rules, THE CUNT) so she's my new favourite, OKAY.

Is anyone ever going to post in this forum BUT ME.
 
I've been working like crazy all week (except Wednesday night when I got all LOL DURNKL for my b'day).

I'm going to download and watch today's show soon.

At this point I might as well root for Laura too, everyone else is tainted LOL TAINT.
 
I can confirm that she has breasts.
 
Walked out. :sarek:
 
I don't get it. UK BB housemates are spoiled rotten compared to US BB, who have to spend half their week with absolutely nothing to do in between competitions and ceremonies.

What was Laura's problem?
 
She found out her boyfriend had cheated on her just before going in, apparently
 
See, in America, a woman in that position would use the opportunity and all the cameras to verbally destroy the guy all summer. And then get jiggy with the hottest/most willing guy in the house.
 
IN BRITAIN WE HAVE A LITTLE THING CALLED "CLASS".
 
CaptainWacky said:
Walked out. :sarek:
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

EVERY person who makes the house interesting (except Andrew so far) just walks out because of the gaggle of cunts that's left in the house.
 
Maybe she'll do Nuts.
 
Ex-Big Brother 11 housemate Laura has confirmed that she is going to appear in Nuts magazine.

The 20-year-old sales assistant, who walked out of the show yesterday morning, claimed that she would be doing a "tasteful shoot" for the publication.

"I think I'm doing Nuts magazine, which is the only offer that I had," she said during a press conference this morning.

"Rachael [White] did that and I think it was tasteful. And I would do that. I obviously wouldn't get my nipples out, but I'd do it in a classy way."

Laura claimed that she would use the money from the magazine deal to pay back her boyfriend Alex, who helped fund a £1,000 shopping spree on clothes before she went on the show.
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LOL
 
CaptainWacky said:
Got booed going in for no apparent reason. Has upset Josie by being picked. So I like her already.
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She had huge tits. She cut Ben's hair. She walked. I might have possibly liked her if she'd stay. But waste of time really.
 
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