Leathal weapon 5

[whisky]

Murtaugh "I'm gettting too old for this shit"
Riggs "Yeah, me too"
Joe Peshci" Hey I was in goodfellas, it was the last good thing I ever did"
Milf with nice tits "Can I be in films that dont star Mel Gibson please?"
Joss Ackland "Diplomatic immunitay"
Jet Li"I only got this part because Daniel Day Kim was unavailable"
Hans Gruber "shoot the glass"

 

[Gagh]

Joe Pesci: Motherfucking ball breaking jew motherfucking motherfucker fuck you fucking ballbreaking motherfucker.

 

[whisky]

Chris Rock "routine, tv special, little bit of script, adlib, mother fucker!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Rock "hey look at me I'm in a shit movie y'all know it by the way I'm proud of being black and samoan!"

 

[whisky]

Samuel L Jackson "you aint black ######, I'm motherfucking black"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charles Capps "Why does Wacky keep bringing me up!?"

 

[Ishcabittle]

DIR
CD USERS
DIR
CD DESKTOP
DIR
CD PORN
RUN COCKDRAIN.EXE
JERK IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

CONVOY

 

[Gagh]

RAPEMAN_69: Show me the girls!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Britney's Baby: MOMMY LEFT ME IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS UP WHILE SHE MADE THE MUSIC VIDEO

 

[CaptainWacky]

Me: I'm a fucking pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse for a "man".