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Lets commit a Crime

It works for MORBO when he types in all caps. It befits his avatar and personality. Also, hes damned funny.
 
YOUR AWKWARD COLLECTION OF CAPS AND NON-CAPS SHOWS A DISDAIN FOR EFFICIENCY AND A WEAK SPIRIT

I MIGHT BAN YOU SOONER THAN I HAD EXPECTED TO

IT'S NOT TOO LATE PLEASE
 
MODMAN said:
God damn. I'm cooking a vegetable curry and all I can smell on my fingers is garlic.
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Dont get it on the keyboard. The idea the garlic smell and dried up semen sounds like a nightmare to clean up from between the keys.
 
They smell remarkably similar in my experience.

Hold on.

I masturbate frequently in front of my computer.

I also eat garlic on a regular basis in front of my computer.

So when my girl takes a shot to the mouth from my Weapon Of Sexual Destruction™ and she tastes the garlicky... it's NOT a coincidence!

Fuck me!

Time to hit the canned pineapple rings.
 
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