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Let's play "Which admin is blackmailing Messy?"

Your name hasn't even been mentioned, with the sole exception of having most votes in the poll. Which means jack shit anyway.
 
Your name hasn't even been mentioned, with the sole exception of having most votes in the poll. Which means jack shit anyway.
We all know I'm on everyones minds in constant thought and that they are reminded of me throughout all their daily activities. But even worse is that I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW BUT YOU CAN'T TURN AROUND OR ELSE I'LL USE YOUR EMPTY EYE SOCKET AS MY NEW ERECTION BUFFER BUT IF YOU DON'T TURN AROUND YOU'LL BE SAFE!!!
Did you vote for yourself?
I think it's required by law where I'm at.
 
We all know I'm on everyones minds in constant thought and that they are reminded of me throughout all their daily activities. But even worse is that I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW BUT YOU CAN'T TURN AROUND OR ELSE I'LL USE YOUR EMPTY EYE SOCKET AS MY NEW ERECTION BUFFER BUT IF YOU DON'T TURN AROUND YOU'LL BE SAFE!!!

OK.
 
But I have pwned Paulie quite sweetly, yet again.

I'm waiting for the lecture on having fun on the Internets when my life is in danger, due up soon.
 
Hey Paulie, it's been a year since I ignored all your bullshit.

Want to try to "scare" me some more you weak piece of shit?
 
You're such a fence jumper and so addicted to confrontation, it's easy to confuse you for a nutcase. I can see how you can collect so many "dancers" that think they're getting to you when they're really supplying you with the non-stop thrill ride that is posting 'pwn' over and over.

One moment you're trying to antagonize me, then praising me when I'm gone, then rambling on again. Anyone with half a brain can see what you're doing, and while it may be an amusing way to mess with people, it'd be mighty pitiful for you to continue when your intended mark can't take you seriously.

Say, do you think we're secretly attracted to each other? Maybe I remind you of Neil? I'm sort of tall and book smart, too. You don't remind me of anyone in particular except for Danny DaVito, or Melvin Frohike of The Lone Gunmen.
 
Usually I love confrontation and discord, but it makes me sad seeing two former friends fighting.

Is there any way we can patch things up between you? I'm willing to mediate
 
You're such a fence jumper and so addicted to confrontation, it's easy to confuse you for a nutcase. I can see how you can collect so many "dancers" that think they're getting to you when they're really supplying you with the non-stop thrill ride that is posting 'pwn' over and over.

One moment you're trying to antagonize me, then praising me when I'm gone, then rambling on again. Anyone with half a brain can see what you're doing, and while it may be an amusing way to mess with people, it'd be mighty pitiful for you to continue when your intended mark can't take you seriously.

Say, do you think we're secretly attracted to each other? Maybe I remind you of Neil? I'm sort of tall and book smart, too. You don't remind me of anyone in particular except for Danny DaVito, or Melvin Frohike of The Lone Gunmen.

I have no idea who you are referring to in the above paragraph.

Who's "Neil"?
 
I'm sure that the suspense is killing you, so I'll provide another clue: the admin in question isn't listed in the poll. This person has been given information on my accounts and activities by another, is really, really good at guessing which duals are mine and when I'm online with them, or is an admin.

She or he has made their presence known in this thread. I am disappointed at the lack an attempt on their part at reconciliation. What I want in exchange for silence isn't too extravagant.
 
I'm sure that the suspense is killing you, so I'll provide another clue: the admin in question isn't listed in the poll. This person has been given information on my accounts and activities by another, is really, really good at guessing which duals are mine and when I'm online with them, or is an admin.

She or he has made their presence known in this thread. I am disappointed at the lack an attempt on their part at reconciliation. What I want in exchange for silence isn't too extravagant.

Ish
Cait
Hambil
Wordin
Red Whacker
Adm.Will

At least five of those aren't admins anymore, and the sixth I don't see giving a rat's ass. I still say it's me :bigass:
 
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