Lieber Die Frage,

[Mentalist]

We are aware of how much Germans suck, right? I mean, leather shorts were never my thing, I'd rather party with Flashheart.


And no matter how hard those fat german wank stains try they just can't beat the Brits.

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
[size=+1]A: Only the first one can make you smile.[/size]


Q: What's cannibalism?
[size=+1]A: Germans eating pork ...[/size]


Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?
[size=+1]A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel[/size]

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
Winston Churchill




Now fuck off you German loving pork sausages.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh and..

Wenn in Deutschland tun Sie die Deutschen, matt Ihr Schweinfett des Haares unten und Ihr härtestes nicht zum wieton zu versuchen ein fucking walrus mit Vogelgrippe

 

[The Question]

ANTI-SEMITISM! ANTI-SEMITISM!

(What can I say, if you see something that works, use it.)

 

[Mentalist]

I could care less about the jews crying over everything being anti-semetic. They have been using it as a free pass to be treated as hard done by for 40 years too long of you ask me. Doesn't mean the Germans don't suck massive cocks though.

Except the Kreigsmarine of course. But the rest of them can suck on my big British balls.

 

[The Question]

Well, are you talking about the Kriegsmarine from days of yore, or the modern Kriegsmarine? 'Cause if from days of yore, I'd say the D.A.K. had at least Rommel to brag on.

 

[Mentalist]

Well I am a submarine buff. Das Boot is one of my favourite movies of all time and I have done my homework on the Kreigsmarine prior to WWII and during. Brave lads.

 

[The Question]

Yes, indeed. But you have to admire the Desert Fox's tactical genius.

 

[Mandi]

Was ist der Punkt von ihm aller? Warum müssen wir durch das Leben kämpfen?
Ich wirklich interessiere mich nicht, Ich wollte gerade auf Deutsch wieder bekanntgeben.

 

[Denny Crane]

Ok, somebody please stop making me feel so small..