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Life

Sometimes you're cornered.

What can you do?

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RUB YOUR BELLY LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY.
 
FLASH YOUR FORMER NUTSACK!!! INVISIBLE BALLS TO THE WALL!!!
 
Bargain.
 
You could always tunnel your way out. Technically.
 
You could bite the hand that feeds you, repeatedly.
 
I MAY BE LOVE'S BITCH BUT I RAPEPRPPRPAPRPAPEPPRPPRPAPAPRPAPRPpprinbuffysbathroomrprpapaprpaprpaprpaprpepaprepaprpeparape
 
Ask yourself, "Whats the worst thing that could happen?"
Then tell yourself, "It'll all be over in 20 minutes"
 
THAT KITTEN IS SO CUTE THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HATE.
 
I'M ALSO JUST A GIRL STANDING IN FRONT OF A BOY ASKING HIM TO RAPPRPAPRTAPRPRPAPSPTRPPPRRPRPRPAPTPAPREPRPRPRAPRPEPRAPRPAPREPRAPRPRAPRAPRAPEPRAPERAPERAPE HER.
 
A surprisingily honest confession of a SOUL BROTHer
 
Turn it out now, the funk soul brother.
 
FAT BOY SLIM IS RAPING IN HEAVEN
 
TERRY FUNK'S SOUL BROTHER
 
If I ever tunnel my way out, I'm going to bring a boom box playing old-skool funk with me all the way.
 
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