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Life's Quest!

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
HOW DO YOU MEND A BROKEN GANOORGAN?

I've hear, although I have no first hand experience, that you boil the entrails of a goose with onions and garlic, stain it through a fine mesh sieve and then carefully pour it down the throat of the Ganoorgan. You have to move back quickly though, because they usually throw it up pretty fast, and nothing has the trajectory of Ganoorgan vomit. ;)
 
Caitriona said:
I've hear, although I have no first hand experience, that you boil the entrails of a goose with onions and garlic, stain it through a fine mesh sieve and then carefully pour it down the throat of the Ganoorgan. You have to move back quickly though, because they usually throw it up pretty fast, and nothing has the trajectory of Ganoorgan vomit. ;)
TEH WINK MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. ARE YOU HAVING FUN WITH ME? I REQUIRE HELP IN THIS MATTER. :(



yodels are too squishy as dildos. in case anyone was wondering
 
Is that like Chinese Christmas or something? *Looks at calendar*

OMIGOD THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE CONFUSES ME AND MAKES ME ALL CAPPISH LIKE ANDY CAPP TCH
 
OMG IM HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AND A WOMAN IS HAVING HER WAY WITH ME ITS LIKE BAD PORN THAT MAKES ITS WAY INTO MY LIMEWIRE SEARCHES FOR TEH GOOD PORN OMGOMGOMG *short circuit*
 
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