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Long Live Fascism!!

SaintLucifer

beer, I want beer
Upon review of many posts within this site, I have come to the conclusion many of you lean towards the left. No surprise there whatsoever. Most lefties are known to be whiners when things never go their way. No doubt I am the only FASCIST here and damn proud of it. I follow the only political ideology to ever work. You Americans and your 'democracy' is nothing but a jaded dream. You need to move on, especially since you have begun your swing to the left. Your country has paved a road to Hell (come home my children) and as a result has become a worldwide joke. Dumb, poorly-armed towelheads have taken on your best and either sent them home via bodybags or scurrying away in fright. We Canadians once again prove our superior intellect by staying out of Iraq, unlike you American dolts. Not only that, your own citizens are dumb enough to believe the entire charade is about oil. If you believe this, then I have a can of miracle youth spray that can actually reduce your age by 30 years. You all voted into power a man you hate thoroughly, a man who has worked to protect your nation from terrorists. You would all be happy if the terrorists blew up your White House with the President still in it? This displays your idiocy. Bush was smart enough to take the fight outside of American soil and all you can do is whine? Typical Americans. Recently, my country won our court case against yours regarding your flaunting of NAFTA rules you yourselves set into stone. I will be enjoying the resulting $5 billion through new roads etc. I shall smile upon learning your personal income taxes will climb to make up for this $5 billion shortfall. Americans claim their economy was built on trade. Strange since NAFTA had set to equalise all trade between the states of Canada, USA and MEXICO. It did just that but due to American inefficiency, Canada is enjoying a massive trade surplus for the 20th straight year in a row. Thanks to American stupidity we grow wealthier beyond reason. You silly Americans knew this so you cried 'foul' by attempting to stiff Canada with tariffs in an environment which allows none. The Premier of Alberta had considered retaliation by shutting off our flow of oil to the USA but was overturned by our Prime Minister of the day, Jean Chretien (spineless fuck that he is). Beware, Canada has a new Prime Minister who has spelled out the fact he will NOT take any more guff from the USA. This is evident with Canada's new military buildup, the construction of new military icebreakers and new Arctic military bases. There will be no more incursions by US military vessels into our waters. Our new advanced frigates will ensure this. Our PM has warned any further US incursions into Canadian Arctic waters by US Navy submarines will be met with the most violent of force. In short, he will sink them all. He also hinted at retaliation via an embargo of oil exports to the USA and that was only during our recent election. Now that he was won our highest office, suddenly the USA decides to show up at the NAFTA bargaining table. Proof the Americans are all bluster and wimps. We slapped you all around at NAFTA. Live with it. The only reason you accept the ruling is because you know if you ever fuck with our trade again, there goes your oil. Why do you care? Where do you think all of your oil comes from you dumb fucks? Iraq? Please.

The entire point of this post is to prove Americans are dumber than our Canadian logs. Your own stupidity is now going to cost you a mind-boggling $9 billion payable to the Canadian taxpayer. *licks my chops at the prospect of all the idiots in TK paying my taxes*. The entire USA has been PWned by Canada. AGAIN. *points my finger south and laughs heartily*.
 
The Question said:
What makes you think I actually read your hot air?



Exactly.

How is it possible to determine if a post is 'boring' without actually reading it you MORON. You read it. I know it and you know it. Try your bullshit elsewhere. I can see right through you. Still smarting from my manipulation of your avatar no doubt.
 
stfu.jpg
 
SaintLucifer said:
Upon review of many posts within this site, I have come to the conclusion many of you lean towards the left. No surprise there whatsoever. Most lefties are known to be whiners when things never go their way. No doubt I am the only FASCIST here and damn proud of it. I follow the only political ideology to ever work. You Americans and your 'democracy' is nothing but a jaded dream. You need to move on, especially since you have begun your swing to the left. Your country has paved a road to Hell (come home my children) and as a result has become a worldwide joke. Dumb, poorly-armed towelheads have taken on your best and either sent them home via bodybags or scurrying away in fright. We Canadians once again prove our superior intellect by staying out of Iraq, unlike you American dolts. Not only that, your own citizens are dumb enough to believe the entire charade is about oil. If you believe this, then I have a can of miracle youth spray that can actually reduce your age by 30 years. You all voted into power a man you hate thoroughly, a man who has worked to protect your nation from terrorists. You would all be happy if the terrorists blew up your White House with the President still in it? This displays your idiocy. Bush was smart enough to take the fight outside of American soil and all you can do is whine? Typical Americans. Recently, my country won our court case against yours regarding your flaunting of NAFTA rules you yourselves set into stone. I will be enjoying the resulting $5 billion through new roads etc. I shall smile upon learning your personal income taxes will climb to make up for this $5 billion shortfall. Americans claim their economy was built on trade. Strange since NAFTA had set to equalise all trade between the states of Canada, USA and MEXICO. It did just that but due to American inefficiency, Canada is enjoying a massive trade surplus for the 20th straight year in a row. Thanks to American stupidity we grow wealthier beyond reason. You silly Americans knew this so you cried 'foul' by attempting to stiff Canada with tariffs in an environment which allows none. The Premier of Alberta had considered retaliation by shutting off our flow of oil to the USA but was overturned by our Prime Minister of the day, Jean Chretien (spineless fuck that he is). Beware, Canada has a new Prime Minister who has spelled out the fact he will NOT take any more guff from the USA. This is evident with Canada's new military buildup, the construction of new military icebreakers and new Arctic military bases. There will be no more incursions by US military vessels into our waters. Our new advanced frigates will ensure this. Our PM has warned any further US incursions into Canadian Arctic waters by US Navy submarines will be met with the most violent of force. In short, he will sink them all. He also hinted at retaliation via an embargo of oil exports to the USA and that was only during our recent election. Now that he was won our highest office, suddenly the USA decides to show up at the NAFTA bargaining table. Proof the Americans are all bluster and wimps. We slapped you all around at NAFTA. Live with it. The only reason you accept the ruling is because you know if you ever fuck with our trade again, there goes your oil. Why do you care? Where do you think all of your oil comes from you dumb fucks? Iraq? Please.

The entire point of this post is to prove Americans are dumber than our Canadian logs. Your own stupidity is now going to cost you a mind-boggling $9 billion payable to the Canadian taxpayer. *licks my chops at the prospect of all the idiots in TK paying my taxes*. The entire USA has been PWned by Canada. AGAIN. *points my finger south and laughs heartily*.


Seen metaphysically, Canada and America are both the same: the same desolate frenzy of unbounded technology and of the unlimited organization of the average human being.

Once the furthermost corner of the globe has been technologically conquered and opened up to economic exploitation, when every possible event in every possible place at every possible time has become as accessible as quickly as possible, when people can 'experience' an attempt on the life of a king in France and a symphony concert in Tokyo simultaneously, when time has become only speed, instantaneousness, and simultaneity, and time as History has disappeared from the existence of all peoples, when the boxer is seen as the great man of a people, when mass gatherings running into millions are regarded as a triumph—then, yes, then, the questions which hover over this whole grotesque charade like ghosts are: for what? where to? and what then?

The spiritual decay of the earth is so advanced that peoples risk exhausting that reserve of spiritual force which enables them just to see and take stock of this decay (in respect of the destiny of 'Being'). This simple observation has nothing to do with cultural pessimism: for in every corner of the world the darkening of the world, the flight of the gods, the destruction of the earth, the massification of man, the contemptuous suspicion of everything which is creative and free, have reached such proportions that such childlike expressions as pessimism and optimism have long become laughable.

True devotees of Fascism, of which you do not belong, lie in a pincer-grip. As the people placed at the centre Fascists experience the hardest pressure, as the people with the most enemies we are most at risk, and on top of this we are the most metaphysical people. But Fascists will only be able to forge a destiny out of their fate if they first create in themselves a resonance, some possibility of a resonance, of this fate and achieve a creative understanding of their tradition. What all this involves is that Fascism as a historical movement projects itself and thereby the history of the West from the core of its future development into the original realm of the forces of Being.

The great verdict can only be reached by the unfolding of new historically spiritual forces from the centre.

In order to underpin values which have been raised to the level of a moral imperative, the values themselves are attributed Being. But in this context Being basically means no more than the presence of what exists. Only that what is meant is not as crude and palpable as tables and chairs. Once values are endowed with Being the high-point of confusion and rootlessness has been arrived at. However, since the expression 'value' is gradually coming to sound hackneyed, especially since it still plays a role in economic theory, values are now called 'totalities'.

In 1928 there appeared the first volume of a complete bibliography of the concept value; 661 works concerning the concept of value were cited. They have presumably grown to thousands by 2006. This is all called philosophy. What today is systematically touted as the philosophy of Fascism, but which has nothing in the least to do with the inner truth and greatness of this movement (namely the encounter of a globally determined technology with the man of the new age), darts about with fish-like movements in the murky waters of these 'values' and 'totalities'.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Upon review of my many posts within this site, I have come to the conclusion to that I am a complete and total moron. I should, as you say "get a life.:

Forgive me.

Hear! Hear!

This is by far the most accurate and concise post that Luci has made to date.

Well done Luci. Lets hope you take your own admission to heart.
 
^Actually, I stole it from Spaz_king. Who stole it from Beergoggles, who stole it from mysteryD8, who stole it from .....

I'm sure you get the picture. So you can hardly be credited with an original idea on this one.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Seen metaphysically, Canada and America are both the same: the same desolate frenzy of unbounded technology and of the unlimited organization of the average human being.

Once the furthermost corner of the globe has been technologically conquered and opened up to economic exploitation, when every possible event in every possible place at every possible time has become as accessible as quickly as possible, when people can 'experience' an attempt on the life of a king in France and a symphony concert in Tokyo simultaneously, when time has become only speed, instantaneousness, and simultaneity, and time as History has disappeared from the existence of all peoples, when the boxer is seen as the great man of a people, when mass gatherings running into millions are regarded as a triumph—then, yes, then, the questions which hover over this whole grotesque charade like ghosts are: for what? where to? and what then?

The spiritual decay of the earth is so advanced that peoples risk exhausting that reserve of spiritual force which enables them just to see and take stock of this decay (in respect of the destiny of 'Being'). This simple observation has nothing to do with cultural pessimism: for in every corner of the world the darkening of the world, the flight of the gods, the destruction of the earth, the massification of man, the contemptuous suspicion of everything which is creative and free, have reached such proportions that such childlike expressions as pessimism and optimism have long become laughable.

True devotees of Fascism, of which you do not belong, lie in a pincer-grip. As the people placed at the centre Fascists experience the hardest pressure, as the people with the most enemies we are most at risk, and on top of this we are the most metaphysical people. But Fascists will only be able to forge a destiny out of their fate if they first create in themselves a resonance, some possibility of a resonance, of this fate and achieve a creative understanding of their tradition. What all this involves is that Fascism as a historical movement projects itself and thereby the history of the West from the core of its future development into the original realm of the forces of Being.

The great verdict can only be reached by the unfolding of new historically spiritual forces from the centre.

In order to underpin values which have been raised to the level of a moral imperative, the values themselves are attributed Being. But in this context Being basically means no more than the presence of what exists. Only that what is meant is not as crude and palpable as tables and chairs. Once values are endowed with Being the high-point of confusion and rootlessness has been arrived at. However, since the expression 'value' is gradually coming to sound hackneyed, especially since it still plays a role in economic theory, values are now called 'totalities'.

In 1928 there appeared the first volume of a complete bibliography of the concept value; 661 works concerning the concept of value were cited. They have presumably grown to thousands by 2006. This is all called philosophy. What today is systematically touted as the philosophy of Fascism, but which has nothing in the least to do with the inner truth and greatness of this movement (namely the encounter of a globally determined technology with the man of the new age), darts about with fish-like movements in the murky waters of these 'values' and 'totalities'.
QOTW?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Upon review of many posts within this site, I have come to the conclusion many of you lean towards the left. No surprise there whatsoever. Most lefties are known to be whiners when things never go their way. No doubt I am the only FASCIST here and damn proud of it. I follow the only political ideology to ever work. You Americans and your 'democracy' is nothing but a jaded dream. You need to move on, especially since you have begun your swing to the left. Your country has paved a road to Hell (come home my children) and as a result has become a worldwide joke. Dumb, poorly-armed towelheads have taken on your best and either sent them home via bodybags or scurrying away in fright. We Canadians once again prove our superior intellect by staying out of Iraq, unlike you American dolts. Not only that, your own citizens are dumb enough to believe the entire charade is about oil. If you believe this, then I have a can of miracle youth spray that can actually reduce your age by 30 years. You all voted into power a man you hate thoroughly, a man who has worked to protect your nation from terrorists. You would all be happy if the terrorists blew up your White House with the President still in it? This displays your idiocy. Bush was smart enough to take the fight outside of American soil and all you can do is whine? Typical Americans. Recently, my country won our court case against yours regarding your flaunting of NAFTA rules you yourselves set into stone. I will be enjoying the resulting $5 billion through new roads etc. I shall smile upon learning your personal income taxes will climb to make up for this $5 billion shortfall. Americans claim their economy was built on trade. Strange since NAFTA had set to equalise all trade between the states of Canada, USA and MEXICO. It did just that but due to American inefficiency, Canada is enjoying a massive trade surplus for the 20th straight year in a row. Thanks to American stupidity we grow wealthier beyond reason. You silly Americans knew this so you cried 'foul' by attempting to stiff Canada with tariffs in an environment which allows none. The Premier of Alberta had considered retaliation by shutting off our flow of oil to the USA but was overturned by our Prime Minister of the day, Jean Chretien (spineless fuck that he is). Beware, Canada has a new Prime Minister who has spelled out the fact he will NOT take any more guff from the USA. This is evident with Canada's new military buildup, the construction of new military icebreakers and new Arctic military bases. There will be no more incursions by US military vessels into our waters. Our new advanced frigates will ensure this. Our PM has warned any further US incursions into Canadian Arctic waters by US Navy submarines will be met with the most violent of force. In short, he will sink them all. He also hinted at retaliation via an embargo of oil exports to the USA and that was only during our recent election. Now that he was won our highest office, suddenly the USA decides to show up at the NAFTA bargaining table. Proof the Americans are all bluster and wimps. We slapped you all around at NAFTA. Live with it. The only reason you accept the ruling is because you know if you ever fuck with our trade again, there goes your oil. Why do you care? Where do you think all of your oil comes from you dumb fucks? Iraq? Please.

The entire point of this post is to prove Americans are dumber than our Canadian logs. Your own stupidity is now going to cost you a mind-boggling $9 billion payable to the Canadian taxpayer. *licks my chops at the prospect of all the idiots in TK paying my taxes*. The entire USA has been PWned by Canada. AGAIN. *points my finger south and laughs heartily*.

Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that you are perfecting
Oh, I can’t help quoting you
Because everything that you said rings true
And now in my cell
(well, I followed you)
And here’s a list of who I slew

Lord Raffles - do you know my name ?
Oh, don’t say you don’t
Please say you do, (oh) I am :

The last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
International playboys
And in my cell
(well, I loved you)
And every man with a job to do
Lord Raffles - do you know my face ?
Oh, don’t say you don’t
Please say you do, (oh) I am :

The last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
International playboys

In our lifetime those who kill
The newsworld hands them stardom
And these are the ways
On which I was raised
These are the ways
On which I was raised

I never wanted to kill
I am not naturally evil
Such things I do
Just to make myself
More attractive to you
Have I failed ?

Oh... 

Oh, the last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
 
Lord Raffles said:
Dear hero imprisoned
With all the new crimes that you are perfecting
Oh, I can’t help quoting you
Because everything that you said rings true
And now in my cell
(well, I followed you)
And here’s a list of who I slew

Lord Raffles - do you know my name ?
Oh, don’t say you don’t
Please say you do, (oh) I am :

The last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
International playboys
And in my cell
(well, I loved you)
And every man with a job to do
Lord Raffles - do you know my face ?
Oh, don’t say you don’t
Please say you do, (oh) I am :

The last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous
International playboys

In our lifetime those who kill
The newsworld hands them stardom
And these are the ways
On which I was raised
These are the ways
On which I was raised

I never wanted to kill
I am not naturally evil
Such things I do
Just to make myself
More attractive to you
Have I failed ?

Oh... 

Oh, the last of the famous
International playboys
The last of the famous

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

You fudge-packing, cattle-groping, latex-slurping, toe jam-gobbling, pimple-popping, cunt-headed cockweasel!
 
SaintLucifer said:
Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.

It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

You fudge-packing, cattle-groping, latex-slurping, toe jam-gobbling, pimple-popping, cunt-headed cockweasel!

Pity you're too scared to discuss the nature of Fascism in depth.
 
I hang to the left. So fucking what, eh? Hey I remember this cool joke. One day Lucy and two other canadiens are sitting in a hot tub. SUDDENLY A BIG GIANT GLOB OF CUM FLOATS TO THE SURFACE.

That's all.
 
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