SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Upon review of many posts within this site, I have come to the conclusion many of you lean towards the left. No surprise there whatsoever. Most lefties are known to be whiners when things never go their way. No doubt I am the only FASCIST here and damn proud of it. I follow the only political ideology to ever work. You Americans and your 'democracy' is nothing but a jaded dream. You need to move on, especially since you have begun your swing to the left. Your country has paved a road to Hell (come home my children) and as a result has become a worldwide joke. Dumb, poorly-armed towelheads have taken on your best and either sent them home via bodybags or scurrying away in fright. We Canadians once again prove our superior intellect by staying out of Iraq, unlike you American dolts. Not only that, your own citizens are dumb enough to believe the entire charade is about oil. If you believe this, then I have a can of miracle youth spray that can actually reduce your age by 30 years. You all voted into power a man you hate thoroughly, a man who has worked to protect your nation from terrorists. You would all be happy if the terrorists blew up your White House with the President still in it? This displays your idiocy. Bush was smart enough to take the fight outside of American soil and all you can do is whine? Typical Americans. Recently, my country won our court case against yours regarding your flaunting of NAFTA rules you yourselves set into stone. I will be enjoying the resulting $5 billion through new roads etc. I shall smile upon learning your personal income taxes will climb to make up for this $5 billion shortfall. Americans claim their economy was built on trade. Strange since NAFTA had set to equalise all trade between the states of Canada, USA and MEXICO. It did just that but due to American inefficiency, Canada is enjoying a massive trade surplus for the 20th straight year in a row. Thanks to American stupidity we grow wealthier beyond reason. You silly Americans knew this so you cried 'foul' by attempting to stiff Canada with tariffs in an environment which allows none. The Premier of Alberta had considered retaliation by shutting off our flow of oil to the USA but was overturned by our Prime Minister of the day, Jean Chretien (spineless fuck that he is). Beware, Canada has a new Prime Minister who has spelled out the fact he will NOT take any more guff from the USA. This is evident with Canada's new military buildup, the construction of new military icebreakers and new Arctic military bases. There will be no more incursions by US military vessels into our waters. Our new advanced frigates will ensure this. Our PM has warned any further US incursions into Canadian Arctic waters by US Navy submarines will be met with the most violent of force. In short, he will sink them all. He also hinted at retaliation via an embargo of oil exports to the USA and that was only during our recent election. Now that he was won our highest office, suddenly the USA decides to show up at the NAFTA bargaining table. Proof the Americans are all bluster and wimps. We slapped you all around at NAFTA. Live with it. The only reason you accept the ruling is because you know if you ever fuck with our trade again, there goes your oil. Why do you care? Where do you think all of your oil comes from you dumb fucks? Iraq? Please.
The entire point of this post is to prove Americans are dumber than our Canadian logs. Your own stupidity is now going to cost you a mind-boggling $9 billion payable to the Canadian taxpayer. *licks my chops at the prospect of all the idiots in TK paying my taxes*. The entire USA has been PWned by Canada. AGAIN. *points my finger south and laughs heartily*.
The entire point of this post is to prove Americans are dumber than our Canadian logs. Your own stupidity is now going to cost you a mind-boggling $9 billion payable to the Canadian taxpayer. *licks my chops at the prospect of all the idiots in TK paying my taxes*. The entire USA has been PWned by Canada. AGAIN. *points my finger south and laughs heartily*.