Lord Raffles
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SaintLucifer said:Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. No, come to think of it, you would.
Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.
You fudge-packing, cattle-groping, latex-slurping, toe jam-gobbling, pimple-popping, cunt-headed cockweasel!
It's encouraging to see you using the power of paragraphs finally; well done on a discovery that’s been an integral part of literature for centuries.
When you’ve done the research, read the books & understood the doctrine come back and write some more.