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LOOK AT ME, I'M A FIREWORK

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I MAKE A NOISE AND A FLASH AND I SCARE CATS. THIS IS AMAZING.
 
Things shouldn't scare cats.
 
Stop eating so much curry?
 
POW!
 
I think they've stopped.
 
KATY PERRY HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR THE BITCH
 
She looks nice, but I imagine she would be incredibly high maintenence.
 
so here in the colonies we actually had a big bonfire at my friend's place (she was born in England) and ate treacle and potato cakes and lit fireworks and burned poor old Guy in effigy because we couldn't get our OWN Prime Minister as he'd conveniently chosen this time to visit India for "trade talks". FUN!
(yes, there's vicious undertone to Canadians).
 
treacle cakes?
 
STARTED AGAIN.
 
treacle, and potato cakes
 
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