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Lucy, dearest,

Now that you have emerged, will you do me a favor? I'll share one million bucks if you do.

'Favor'? What is this word 'favor'? Is this a new word? There is no such word in the Queen's English. Did you American dumbfucks invent yet another nonsense word?
 
Hey "Lucy", I heard Canada disowned you for wanting cunt.

Hmm, you must mean LIBERAL Canadians did so. I am quite unsurprised, since those very same liberals actually are descendants of the original American garbage who came to Canada to escape the growing US conservatism. After all, it was Americans who invented faggotry, yes? You are an expect at such subjects, no doubt. Otherwise, why bring it up?
 
Are you interested or not?

Quite simply... NO.

Amazingly enough, MANY women ask me that same question, for obvious reasons. Sadly enough, many of those same women do not meet my strict requirements when it comes to their looks or their sexual power. You surely do not meet them either. You should know this by now. Unless you are under 20, blonde with blue eyes, and have curves that would make me dizzy, I cannot possibly display any interest in you. Thank you for asking, though.
 
Hmm, you must mean LIBERAL Canadians did so. I am quite unsurprised, since those very same liberals actually are descendants of the original American garbage who came to Canada to escape the growing US conservatism. After all, it was Americans who invented faggotry, yes? You are an expect at such subjects, no doubt. Otherwise, why bring it up?

Did that even make sense? By "faggotry", I'm assuming you mean man on man sex and I suspect the ancient Greeks were there long before Americans. Home schooled, eh?
 
You have much more patience for idiots than I do.

Lucy is funny. While grandiose, vulgar, and uncooperative, he/she does not invade people's offline life and doesn't invest huge amounts of time to deliberately harass and demoralize a person. Lucy is a toon. I prefer his type to some of the mean spirited posters.
 
Trolls want it served by a fucking valet.

:spits: y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.
 
Lucy is funny. While grandiose, vulgar, and uncooperative, he/she does not invade people's offline life and doesn't invest huge amounts of time to deliberately harass and demoralize a person. Lucy is a toon. I prefer his type to some of the mean spirited posters.

let some of the air out of that spare. You'll breathe easier chubbsy.
 
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