made up bullshit treat as fact

[whisky]

Fact : Jaws was never shown in any arab country as its spelling was too close to Jews

 

[Cassie]

Fact: The shark in Jaws was actually a big fat jewish man in a shark suit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FACT: Cats can't see mice.

 

[Loktar]

Fact: I have a 15lb dick.

 

[Conchaga]

Fact: Loktar has a 15lb dick.

 

[Loktar]

Fact: Loktar has a 15lb dick.

Fact: Loktar has a 20lb balls.

 

[Conchaga]

Fact: Conchaga has a small penis

 

[Loktar]

Fact: Loktar doesn't lie about his big cock.

 

[Conchaga]

Fact: conchaga is totally straight

 

[Loktar]

Fact: Loktar is totally gay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fact: I like Loktar.

 

[Loktar]

Fact:I like Wacky

 

[Ishcabittle]

kI CALL BULLSHIT, THOSE ARE NOT FACTS.

 

[Conchaga]

Fiction: This statement is true.

 

[Cassie]

Fact: The teenage mutant ninja turtles raped my cat

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fact: George Orwell was really a woman.

 

[Cassie]

Fact: Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson used Frank Herbert's notes to write Hunters of Dune.

Fact: KJA is a fine writer and should win a prize for keeping Dune alive.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fact: I HATE TREES

 

[Conchaga]

Fact: Wacky hates beavers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FACT: All Things From Christ.