Madonna to adopt the following people

[CaptainWacky]

Oscar Scully
Oscar the Grouch
Ziggy from LazyTown
Pebbles Flintstone
Bill Oddy
Test
Scrappy Doo
Sarek

 

[Gagh]

Needs a few more BLACKS. Here:

Ashleigh Banks, from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Lt Boomer from the original Battlestar Gallactica
Captain Panaka.
Sgt. Moses Hightower.
Kenan and Kell.
Dr Dre.
PRINCE.

 

[Mentalist]

There was an article which had the headline "Child doesn't need to be saved by Madonna."

This has to be the most stupid thing I've ever read. I'm pretty sure we all need to be saved by mega-rich celebrities and more importantly added into their wills.

 

[Gagh]

I'll just leave it to a quick scan from this week's copy of Private Eye I got today.Photo-cartoon to the right.

 

[headvoid]

I hear she intended to adopt Guy Richie, then got all confused and actually married him by accident.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MADONNA TO CHANGE FAMOUS LYRIC TO "ADOPT A POSE!" SHOCKER

 

[CaptainWacky]

ADOPT A POV

 

[Fuddlemiff]

C'MON, VOGUE! LET'S VOGUE

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOOK AT ME VOGUE-ING!

 

[Cassie]

There's a pill for that.

 

[Gagh]

SPUDS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The entire cast of Hollyoaks have been added to the list.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Except Lumpy the Parrot since he's a filthy Mexican.

 

[Gagh]

The entire cast of Hollyoaks have been added to the list.

As long as I get Becka out of the deal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AS LONG AS I GET GENERIC HOT BLOND 38

 

[Gagh]

Or Bully Boy_69

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or BING BANG BUMMY BONG

 

[Gagh]

PETE ROSS

 

[Fuddlemiff]

oh god she adopted me.. just escaped.. so tired.. barely have energy to inform people on internet...phew, what a day

 

[Gagh]

Did you eat Guy Ritchie?