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Make up Movies that Tim Burton can cast Helena Bonham Carter in.

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GET GOING.
 
Remake of Funny Girl. Johnny Depp plays Fanny Brice, HBC plays Nicky Arnstein. Using Omar Shrif's accent even tho Arnstein didn't have one.
 
She does good work. It's lucky he didn't marry SHIT ACTRESS 84.

HOW ABOUT A REMAKE OF MORK AND MINDY BUT IT'S A BIT GOTHIC AND STUFF AND MORK DIES AT THE END?
 
Remake Howard's End, only this time everyone but HBC are PUPPETS.
 
How about a goth version of Dune where Paul is Johnny Depp (of course) and Helena plays both Jessica and Chani to give it a weird incest vibe?
 
Howard the Duck, she plays a slightly goth duck, and Howard hangs himself at the end.
 
Remake of Planet Of the Apes where she plays a monkey...oh wait.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Remake of Planet Of the Apes where she plays a monkey...oh wait.
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I still haven't forgiven him for that. But he didn't ruin Sweeney Todd, so I called off the contract hit.
 
Movie version of The Adventures of Alex Mack. Picking up with Alex's life in 2008, HBC stars in the titular role, alongside Johnny Depp, who plays her friend Ray, the stereotypical cockney black guy, suffocated by the cockney black stereotypes he is constantly judged by. Together, they fight against the latent racism that has engulfed their gothic steampunk Edwardian paradise.
 
Movie version of Clarissa Explains It All.

Clarissa (Bonhan Carter) is a "teenage" girl (WITH SEXY PALE SKIN) who is haunted by the ghost of her friend, Sam (Johnny Depp) who visits her in her room every night. Things are made worse when Clarissa's brother Furgison (Clint Howard) decides to expell the ghost using satanic magic.

Music by Danny Elfman.
 
Movie version of Danny Phantom, with HBC playing someone who has to buy a damn ticket like everyone else.
 
Movie version of the marriage between Tim Burton and HBC, with her playing herself, Johnny Depp as Burton and Elijah Wood as Depp for some reason.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Movie version of the marriage between Tim Burton and HBC, with her playing herself, Johnny Depp as Burton and Elijah Wood as Depp for some reason.
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WITH A TRAGIC ENDING. :(
 
I'm surprised I ever said that he didn't ruin Sweeney Todd, lol.
 
I only watched some of Sweeney Todd on tv and all I can remember is huge pale breasts.
 
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