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Make up rumors about the next poster. Well, for karma.

"Fuck you in the neck" anyone? :bigass:

The next poster has both a penis and a vagina, capable of fucking themselves at a moments notice.
 
Being a hermaphrodite has its perks.

The next poster's mom was great in bed last night. Or So I Heard.

Frankly, she's so fugly the bitch needs a paper bag over her head...
 
go fuck yourself lol

but i only did it coz the next poster said that they had eaten 4 bags of soil to prove it didnt make them grow.
 
The soil is better than the crap your mom makes. The person below me wears underroos and still watches saturday morning cartoons.
 
Can I bust?

[JeremyClarkson]Some say the next poster insists that the spa use carpet glue for his Brazilians, and that he sold his soul at the age of nine for a pack of cherry Pop Rocks.[/JeremyClarkson]
 
jack said:
Where's Weevil when tyou really REALLY need him?
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He hasn't been back since he made that NSFW policy announcement and messed with my accounts.

They say the next poster has a fetish for canned peas and has the singing voice of Freddie Mercury.
 
^I can attest to that since I met Jack in RL and my neck escaped unscathed!

The next person enjoys getting their necked fucked. Deeply, and repeatedly.
 
It's more of a need than a want.

The next person burned down my house and knocked up my cat. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
 
Happy to oblige. The next person put facebook games and apps on thier resume: Built 20 zoos, succesfully breed 10 cows on a farm, ran a group of 50 people doing questionable tasks at a company called MW. Yes, I am an excellent clicker, you should hire me.
 
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