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Mama Kitty

ohmygod make sure the coffee is organic shade grown fair trade coffee everybody!!!!!
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whips out the egg whipper,
does such a thing exist

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That is an egg beater! I want an egg whipper! : D
I just found the blog where that cat pic came from-
not a 3 legged cat!
 
That is why I am thankful there were no cam phones back when I was getting high..

Although, there are a few of me at the ER doped up on dilaudid begging for people to come to my rescue and get me before they rip open my guts again!
 
Yes - it is a whisk. Or, "The Whisker."

Now, she can whisk wome weggs, whisk wome whipped wream, whisk wrascally wrabbit.

It is too early. Gotta get ready and go to work.

Jack, did you make some delicious smelling coffee?
 
ok so now I am pissy...

I only speak English. Did not feel the need to learn other languages since I was born in the USA and this was a English speaking place. You had to speak English to get citizen ship as you have to learn their language to go to another country..

So here I am filling out job stuff online..

All seeing bilingual in Korean, Spanish, French, blah blah fucking blah...

I find a job looking for English monolingual and they pay then considerable less then people who are bilingual..

Um, I am recovering bisexual, does that count?

Fucking sick of this shit.

(mind you, I am on pain meds and have not been to sleep in several hours and have a bitch of a headache coming on!)
 
Im having some organic brown rice with channa masala (chick peas in sauce) with guacamole and chobani yogurt. Plus some shredded lofat cheese. Just yummy. Shall I fix you a bowl?
 
yum. I just finished, quite filling.

Glad I finished stacking and covering the wood first. Got three cords stacked yesterday!
 
Im having some organic brown rice with channa masala (chick peas in sauce) with guacamole and chobani yogurt. Plus some shredded lofat cheese. Just yummy. Shall I fix you a bowl?

won't make you any thinner, stout man
 
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