Man Boobs and Hairy Chest thread open to all

[wizer]

Your storyline is in ruins. You don't know if you are Det. Al the Drunk, his partner Mike Hunt, the Fed Injured Penis, or wizer. This is a true thing - you did not fuck a blonde female mortician in a place where all the men wear sandals.

Give up the password now!

Storyline? These are the facts ma'am.

The facts and nothing but. Say no more lest you incriminate yourself.

Do you want your one phone call?

 

[eloisel]

You have no fingers. You may not call me and you may not frisk me.

 

[wizer]

You have no fingers. You may not call me and you may not frisk me.

I still have a tongue.

 

[eloisel]

Tell me more.

 

[wizer]

Tell me more.

That's all I have. A tongue.

I am one big tongue.

The good news is, I know how to use it.

 

[eloisel]

That's all I have. A tongue.

I am one big tongue.

The good news is, I know how to use it.

O'Rlly?

I'm all orifices now. Tell me all about your one big tongue.

 

[wizer]

O'Rlly?

I'm all orifices now. Tell me all about your one big tongue.

Well, its thick at the base, thinner and rounded at the tip, it can curl up and sideways, its wet and slippery and can form various shapes as well as do this nice in and out probing action.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I do like me some Paget Brewster.

 

[Conchaga]

I did leave.

I mean, wizer left.

This is federal agent Dick Hurtz. I will be posting on this board using the wizer account until the investigation involving his attempted murder is solved. If it cannot be solved then in about 10 years it will be on an episode of "Cold Case Files" (new episodes starting Fall on NBC) and the files will be reopened and then it will be solved by detectives doing the exact same work that the incompetent ones did 10 years before and this time they will find the killer.

I'm sorry. What were we talking about? I lost track about midway through your post.

 

[Conchaga]

O'Rlly?

I'm all orifices now. Tell me all about your one big tongue.

Well, its thick at the base, thinner and rounded at the tip, it can curl up and sideways, its wet and slippery and can form various shapes as well as do this nice in and out probing action.

This is funny and all, but sometimes ya gotta stop mid-fap and think, "What the fuck am I actually jerking it to!?" Then put your dick away.

Remember this rule next time you wanna type something like that.

 

[eloisel]

Well, its thick at the base, thinner and rounded at the tip, it can curl up and sideways, its wet and slippery and can form various shapes as well as do this nice in and out probing action.

Cool. Now, build me a deck.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

A deck? Like we have an auto-censor? It's a dick, right? Uh. How did we move from Man Boobs to dicks? He said, coyly, crossing his legs to indicate that HE WAS NOT THAT KIND OF BOY. LOL!


Neon