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Maybe we should all just start posting normally again

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Maybe if we all just start posting at our normal rate again, the board will think "oh they're all posting again, I better go back to normal speed!" and be fast again. That could happen, right?
 
I have reduced my metabolism to a 1/10th of it's normal rate in order to SYNC to the board.

It's not working
 
THE BOARD BEING SLOW IS LITERALLY GIVING ME A PANIC ATTACK.
 
Sometimes I click on a thread and then play a round of bubble witch while the page is loading.
 
Is that a masturbation reference.
 
"normally".
 
Define normal
 
BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE
 
I had time to wait for Brazil to score between clicking on this thread and having it load.
 
I wouldnt say this board is slow, but if I didn't know better I would swear it was directed by Quentin Tarrentino.
 
I woulda said Lars Von Trier, but okay.
 
Yeah I can't do it, I'll be on REFCL if anyone wants me (for sex.)
 
GOOD IDEA (the sex).
 
:(

(Yeah, sex is a good idea too, I guess)
 
Every day I come here and it's still loading slow I die a little more inside. AND I WAS ALREADY DEAD.
 
Dead dead fucking dead.
 
We could go back to posting normally now!
 
Woo hoo!
 
I, I wasn't ready. I was still behaving disfunctionaly. i want to weep now.
 
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