Men in Kilts

[curiousa2z]

^all wrapped up in red & green - kinda looks like a present


:bigass:

 

[eloisel]

If that guy can fix stuff, put him on the UPS truck and send him on over.

 

[missmanners]

Its all about technique, controlled breathing...and squeezing the right parts....

And I suppose one would need talented lips and a good sense of timing....


mm

 

[WillsZenith]

And I suppose one would need talented lips and a good sense of timing....


mm

Of course.... you cant beat a nice , long , slow play.....

 

[curiousa2z]

^ LOL!

erm, I'd posted in response to mm before I saw this:

Its all about technique, controlled breathing...and squeezing the right parts....

it's good to be home!

 

[missmanners]

Of course.... you cant beat a nice , long , slow play.....

Oh I dont know..... fast and reckless has it's charms as well. Dont you agree dear?


mm

 

[WillsZenith]

Oh I dont know..... fast and reckless has it's charms as well. Dont you agree dear?


mm

oh yes...indeed...cant beat a fast tune.....gets the blood flowing and the air heated....

 

[The Question]

We're MEN!
We're men in kilts!
We gae aboot th' Kirk-yard cocklin' on stilts!

We're MEN!
We're men in KIIIIIII-ILTS!
We'll swing our Claymores t' see th' Droxies gae Tilts!

 

[Mandi]

Don't be making fun of men in kilts. I remember not too long ago you saying you wanted one

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I want to buy one and wear it to Wal-Mart for the weekly grocery run.

 

[Mandi]

I wanna wear one on my head!

 

[The Question]

I wanna wear one on yer head, too! (I'm not sure whether that'll be funny or not, but it seemed pretty nonsensical, so maybe it's worth a shot, I dunno...)

 

[Mandi]

Well, with a pervy mind like mine.........

 

[Kerb Crawler]

um, the third stanza needs a little work.

I'm just sayin'.....

[bratty]Yeah, well, it sounds better than it reads.[/bratty]

:slap:

 

[eloisel]

mm & WZ - did you ever get into the fingering positions on the bagpipe playing?

 

[eloisel]

I want to buy a kilt with a man already in it - but, he can't have a girly butt. Can't stand a man with a girly butt.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

^LOL

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I have a super-flat old man ass.

I have like the Sony WEGA of asses.

 

[eloisel]

Are you saying you've got the male equivalent of this old, flat butt?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Why, yes. Yes, I am.

Actually this is a picture of me when I was hitting on chicks at our family reunion: