mentalist is a faggot

[eloisel]

It is my week to be the faggot. How does one do that?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Are you a bundle of sticks, a cigarette, or a homosexual male?

 

[eloisel]

Hmmm... being wood sounds interesting.

 

[The Dork Lord]

but you might be burned?

 

[eloisel]

Then again, I might give some well deserving individual a splinter too. I might also be some kindergartner's arts and crafts project with glitter and macaroni glued all over me. There are possibilities in being a bundle of sticks.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Perhaps campers might roast marshmellows with you!

 

[eloisel]

I could be Hot Sugar - go out as a Smore!