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Why, thanks my dear. Balancing act right now with heavy commitments in life, only ready to push on with the redesign when I'm happy with it. Thanks for the support though.

Not all all dearest. Never been better actually. Just fun to see this shithole slowly being ground to dust.

See you round.

We both know I'm too good to let that happen, right?
 
I can see you've lost weight due to the gastric band, especially in the pic of you dressed as a Mexican service worker (irony!) - so well done.

still a little too fat (and old) for me

Didn't have the gastric band. That would not have reversed my diabetes. There is no such picture of me dressed as a Mexican-service worker. There is a picture of me dressed in a grass skirt, a Hawaiian shirt, a lei, and a big straw hat.

I'm guessing that you, too, have not bought a new shirt in years. Must be sad to be you, stuck in a tiny world with little change, ever.
 
I'll find the post(s) if I feel like it, but there was a whole sequence you put up about having the band put in and all the instant health benefits you got from it.

Quite the exchange, iirc.
 
Didn't have the gastric band. That would not have reversed my diabetes. There is no such picture of me dressed as a Mexican-service worker. There is a picture of me dressed in a grass skirt, a Hawaiian shirt, a lei, and a big straw hat.

I'm guessing that you, too, have not bought a new shirt in years. Must be sad to be you, stuck in a tiny world with little change, ever.

looks like a Mexican outfit to me. Why would you do that? Sort of like a Nazi dressing up as a Jew for fun.


I don't believe you're the real Eloisel - someone's using the account again.

The real El died on that rollercoaster. Fact.

so who are you, imposter?
 
I'll find the post(s) if I feel like it, but there was a whole sequence you put up about having the band put in and all the instant health benefits you got from it.

Quite the exchange, iirc.

Your memory is faulty. I had a portion of my stomach removed, the portion where certain hormones causing me issues reside. I have been off all diabetes, cholesterol, and blood pressure meds since the day of surgery. It has been a marvelous thing. The lap band would not have had the same results because it doesn't remove that portion of the stomach. I was one of the 70% that this surgery works for. You also argued with me about it then and after doing some research on your own came to a fairly near understanding of that surgery and why it would be of benefit to me.

How is your diabetes these days? Still under control?
 
looks like a Mexican outfit to me. Why would you do that? Sort of like a Nazi dressing up as a Jew for fun.


I don't believe you're the real Eloisel - someone's using the account again.

The real El died on that rollercoaster. Fact.

so who are you, imposter?

You tell me about all the personas you are currently affecting and maybe I'll share with you stories of roller coasters and returning from the dead to mess with you on a message board.
 
you had your Ghrelin production removed? You know all you needed was a bit of hypnotherapy and willpower - would have been a lot cheaper


why didn't you read this book first? WHY?!

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Dearest OO,

This thread is intended to be appreciative of our benefactor, host, and God. Please go be a turd in some other thread. Promise, I'll drop in and visit you there.

What do you do when you aren't working so hard for my attention?

P.S. Drag Jack along with you over there. Think that will be too difficult?
 
I'm trying to help you as I'm training to be a doctor. Even if the hypnosis doesn't work, there are medications that suppress Ghrelin (the hunger hormone), so no need to get bits of your stomach removed - we're not living in the dark ages any more.
 
Your memory is faulty. I had a portion of my stomach removed, the portion where certain hormones causing me issues reside. I have been off all diabetes, cholesterol, and blood pressure meds since the day of surgery. It has been a marvelous thing. The lap band would not have had the same results because it doesn't remove that portion of the stomach. I was one of the 70% that this surgery works for. You also argued with me about it then and after doing some research on your own came to a fairly near understanding of that surgery and why it would be of benefit to me.

How is your diabetes these days? Still under control?

I'll take that challenge :) My memory (as you know) is hardly ever faulty.

My numbers have never been better, my weight is at 152 and diabetes isn't an issue in my life at all these days. But thanks for asking.
 
:takes a large, firm shit in the thread:

Mind if I use that mexican sarong you're wearing to wipe?
 
looks like a Mexican outfit to me. Why would you do that? Sort of like a Nazi dressing up as a Jew for fun.


I don't believe you're the real Eloisel - someone's using the account again.

The real El died on that rollercoaster. Fact.

so who are you, imposter?

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Not all all dearest. Never been better actually. Just fun to see this shithole slowly being ground to dust.

See you round.

Probably not. With out TK you'll have nowhere to run when other boards get sick of your shit.
 
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