MENTY you should start watching this NOW

[CaptainWacky]

It's only 17 days.

Just lock yourself in a room and pretend to your lady friend that you've been kdinapped by "Tusken Raiders" (she won't know what they are.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am absolutely going to bump this thread EVERY DAY until I CONVINCE Menty that he should abandon all he holds dear in life in order to watch Nikki making Nikki-faces and John McCririck eating crackers in his pants at 3am AND POSSIBLY THE RETURN OF VICTOR ON FRIDAY...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/150839

 

[CaptainWacky]

Josie's walked out, Menty. JOSIE'S WALKED OUT!

(You're never going to read this.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He has been alerted at Facebook. He is convalescing and SHOULD SEE THIS YAH?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously though, usually when I do the follow-Menty-about-telling-him-to-watch-BB-and-post-in-this-forum I'm not being ENTIRELY serious because I DO understand that he has a life and responsibilities and a human female to pleasure and keeps coming down with exotic illnesses and has to keep TK running and BB probably sucks anyway...

But if he isn't interested in watching a Big Brother with Nikki Grahame and Victor Ebuwa in the same house then I don't want to know him anymore.

 

[Seph]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm willing to sacrifice any dignity I have left for this.

 

[Seph]

all 2 grains of it?

 

[CaptainWacky]

EGGS-SACTLY.

 

[Seph]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EGGS AND UBB ARE FULL OF PROTEIN AND CHOLESTEROL! ASK MOM!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll probably say "oh, Victor, my favourite BB housemate of all time who I used to talk to Wacky about in 2004 was on? Why didn't you tell me!" in a few weeks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Victor and Michelle are in the Bedsit now and they just sent an evil clown to chase Nikki about. I was in tears of laughter.

Just saying!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Fuckin insane. Aww, but poor old Nikki. So confused. "Why do you keep POINTING AT ME?"

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is the kind of thing me and Menty used to dream of in steamy late night MSN convos.

 

[Seph]

again...

 

[CaptainWacky]

We were so young.

 

[Seph]

:rofl:

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Before life got in the way

 

[Seph]

life got in the way for me and menty when we were around 13-14.