Come now my children. GAGH is but a minor player. It is I who has managed to take control of this entire site. Individuals pilfering pictures from the internet and claiming they are images of me. Individuals following me about the entire site. Women displaying incredible anger upon reviewing my criticisms of their abhorrent looks (their pics are 'real' as they themselves have claimed and never sought to refute those very same claims). Idiots too stupid to realise Canadians spell 'correctly' and Americans do not (note it is 'realise', not 'realize' dumbasses). Even individuals 'quoting' statements I never made simply by altering said quotes in an attempt to place unwarranted attention on me (odd since all one need do is scroll back up in order to see my words in their original state). There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that I have caused much pain since my arrival in Troll Kingdom. What amazes me is how easily this can be done. My dearest children, this is a mere internet site where much of what anyone says is contrived bullshit. Only I am capable of telling it like it is since I have absolutely nothing to hide. I rather enjoy those 'stories' made up about me. They are so cute. It is most interesting to watch individuals use their 'creativity' which is clouded by wanton anger. Do tell why anyone would see fit to become angry on a website? You do realise no one is capable of seeing the other yes? A mere child would realise this. You do not. I cannot fathom the difficulty in learning the obvious. This allows me to know without a shadow of a doubt as to the reasons for your anger. You all lack self-confidence which is why you are here in the first place. Yes, yes. Why am I here. Allow me to point out humans visit animals in their respective town zoos. They find those same animals to be a curiosity, the very same way I view the rest of you hence my presence. I daresay the site should be renamed Troll Kingdom Zoo. Watching the actions of MESSENGER, ISHCABITTLE (whose name should be changed to ISCHBITTER), LAKER GIRL, ENKIE, MENTALCASE, PETER OCTAVIAN (who STILL spends many of your beloved 'points' in ensuring the admins make the effort of changing my avatar which I spend a grand total of 3 seconds returning to its original image) and THE QUESTION, has left me filled with utter laughter. The anger displayed by those when I manage something as simple as altering your avatars and your posted animations is rather astounding. It leaves me with a sense of sympathy and sorrow. It is enough to cause one to wonder how you individuals manage to survive the everyday challenges of life. If someone out there in the real world 'insults' you as I have done in here (and without any effort on my part), how would you react if I did the same to your face in the real world. Would you see fit to break down and cry? I believe you would all do exactly this. There is absolutely no doubt you would all desist from lashing out in anger out there in the 'real' world the way you have here. My reasoning is simple. If you attempted to 'stalk' anyone who hurt you out there in the real world, your ass would be handed to you on a plate and you all know it. The mere fact you carry out such activities on this site is proof positive I am correct in my assessment. No doubt the majority of you suffer from a poor childhood hence the reason for your lashing out at any individual (such as myself) who would harm you mentally. Therefore mental violence on an internet board is all you have left as a means of defense against such activities. You would most certainly never resort to physical violence due to your weakened and immature state. You have spent the majority of your lives getting your asses kicked so physical retaliation is out of the question. This leaves you no choice but to use Troll Kingdom.
Posting a picture one found on the internet and claiming it is a photo of a specific individual is the work of a wounded and damaged mind. There you have ISCHABITTER posting the image and stating the URL has my name included. I simply copied your own tactics, posted a picture of an ugly black male on an image hosting site and made exactly the same claim. The URL included ISCHABITTER's name. Using his own flawed logic, I smashed all utterances ever made by him and succeeded in making him look the fool he is. What stunned me was the utter simplicity of such an action.
Let us never forget the scanning of the entire internet for other instances of my existence. One need only google 'SaintLucifer' which is what at least 4 people (that I know of) did and started posting my words from other sites. I was utterly flabbergasted by anyone who would seek to do such a thing. Only on one other site have I seen anyone do this and the individual who did it was rather sad. I feel for those who must resort to such tactics in order to feel better about themselves. What surprised me was that those who posted my posts from other sites actually expected me to deny they were my words. Imagine my laughter when I was greeted by complete and utter silence from those who went to such lengths to seek out other sites I have visited? You are stupid enough to believe anyone would deny the obvious?? Clearly you must be. The very fact you all seek to 'discredit' me by any means necessary is rather astonishing to say the least. If you wish to use something in an effort to 'discredit' me, please do so in a manner that may actually work. I am almost ashamed at your failures.
You all no doubt will review this post and utter a ridiculous claim stating that perhaps I am angry yes? Why would I be angry? Everything you have done I have FORCED upon you. This is not anger. This is humour. If you cannot control your emotions, do not blame me. It is your own weak minds and lack of self-confidence that allows you to fail. You all go so far as to claim the admins have angered me simply because I stole Hambil's avatar twice and altered it to my specifications. How is this anger? I merely mock the admins and their ability to do anything to me lest they go back against their own words. Many a time admins have claimed 'banning' does not happen in here. When I was told this by the admins I have no idea how long I laughed before finally deciding to pull their avatars and mock them at the same time with them. I can still see the words 'there is no banning in here SaintLucifer you moron' yet I simply moved to forums where the names of the 'perma-banned' were listed. You all do know what a 'ban' is yes? Upon pointing this out everyone completely lost it, called me 'stupid' and said that meant individuals banned from specific forums. I laughed and simply replied as easily as sipping my coffee 'a ban is a ban is a ban is a ban'. Upon reviewing this retort from me the entire site went haywire. It was after this and after I had insulted many individuals in here along with altering their avatars that suddenly, like magic my so-called picture appears out of nowhere. When I first saw the picture I was laughing so hard I required the use of a tissue to wipe the tears and snot away (that is to show how hard I was laughing). What I find amazing was the fact I KNEW this was going to happen. How? Simple. This happened RIGHT AFTER I had mocked LAKERGIRL's picture she posted and to this day claims it is hers. I stated how very ugly she is. No doubt she is the one who triggered the entire scam involving 'let's find a picture of some fat, ugly freak and post it here, then claim it is him'. What I found to be most amusing was LAKERGIRL's screaming that the individual who sent the picture to her was her friend and therefore would never 'lie' to her. Of course he would not. He was in on the scam you silly retread. All this activity is a result of YOUR anger. It is one of the most amusing moments I have ever seen on the internet. I was appalled someone could be so desperate on the internet of all places. You become angry in your little fantasy world. What strikes me as ironic would be the fact that long before the picture was posted, LAKERGIRL was bugging me to post my picture after I mocked her ugly mug. I simply told her I had not the means to do so. No webcam, no scanner, no digital camera. You need only ask her if this is true although whether you all believe it or not is completely irrelevant. She kept attacking me in this regard. Naturally I pooh-poohed her at every post and this angered her to the point of explosion. As a result, she sought out someone to scan the internet for a picture of an ugly male (most ironic that the picture they used is one of an individual with his eyes closed in case I asked what colour my eyes are). This proves care was taken to seek out a picture. That means effort was required. All this for little ol' me? Excuse me but I am at this very moment killing myself with laughter. It is just to funny. What amused me was when I posted an equally ugly picture and claimed that was me. Suddenly everyon is denying that was me, even when I claimed it was. Further proof this was all a scam. An entire site was in on this scam. You do realise this means I manipulated each and every one of you? Say 'baaaaa' my sheep. Let us see how things go from here on in. I have PWned the entire lot of you and you know it. You were the ones who resorted to ridiculous tactics as a means of expressing your anger. I did nothing of the sort. I do give you permission to continue on your path to the inane and ridiculous. Please. There are always good laughs to be had as a result.