Mike Wong is one sick puppy

[Dirk Funk]

This is worth a bump.

 

[Aquehonga]

This is worth a :bump:

:bump:

 

[Archibald Nixon]

There really are few things funnier than an utterly sincere Star Wars intellectual.

 

[Seph]

tru that lmao

 

[FBI parte due]

Among them being dweeby guys who marry pie-faced girls they met online for e-cred on a Star Trek message board.

 

[Consumer]

*shove*

 

[Seph]

*Headbutt*

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Even ore funny and telling is the list of Mike's porn reviews:

http://www.happyatheist.com/PornReviews/

Score
Title
Date added



(2/5)


Double Penetration 2


2008-04-04




(3/5)


Erotic Encounters


2008-03-30




(2/5)


Gangbang Thrilla in Camilla


2008-03-30




(2/5)


Deep Indulgence


2008-03-26




(1/5)


The Adventures of Shorty Mac 2


2008-03-25




(4/5)


Get Luckier


2008-03-22




(2/5)


Private Pearls 2005


2008-02-15




(3/5)


My Hot Wife is Fucking Blackzilla #8


2007-12-19




(3/5)


My Wife's 1st Monster Cock #7


2007-12-16




(2/5)


The Craving


2007-12-13




(3/5)


Gangland 55


2007-12-11




(2/5)


Double Penetration Tryouts 1


2007-12-03




(1/5)


Hustler Hardcore Vault 4


2007-11-25




(4/5)


The Lecher 2


2007-11-20




(2/5)


Hustler Hardcore Vault 6


2007-09-21




(3/5)


Tailgunners


2007-09-15




(1/5)


Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2


2007-09-10




(2/5)


Angel Perverse 3


2007-09-09




(1/5)


Bachelorette Bang


2007-05-21




(3/5)


Alone in the Dark


2007-05-19




(3/5)


Angel Perverse 2


2007-05-19




(4/5)


Barbed Wire Kiss


2007-05-06




(2/5)


Black In Blondes DVD 5-Pack Vol 1-5


2007-01-31




(3/5)


Black Gangbangers DVD 6-Pack Vol 10-15


2006-11-01




(3/5)


Black Gangbangers DVD 5-Pack Vol 6-10


2006-09-25




(0/5)


Erection Services


2006-09-12




(4/5)


Black Gangbangers DVD 5-Pack Vol 1-5


2006-09-06




(3/5)


Cheating Housewives #3


2006-08-02




(4/5)


50 Guy Cream Pie #4: Tera Joy


2006-06-24




(4/5)


L'Amour De Laure


2006-06-24




(3/5)


Lexington Steele: Metal Up Your Ass


2006-06-24




(3/5)


My Hot Wife is Fucking Blackzilla #3


2006-06-24




(4/5)


Le Labyrinthe (The Maze)


2006-06-21




(4/5)


Cellar Dweller #4


2006-06-20




(2/5)


The Devil in Miss Jones #3 and #4


2006-06-08




(5/5)


Superfuckers #1


2006-06-07




(5/5)


Gangbang Girl #14


2006-06-06




(2/5)


Deep Inside Raylene


2006-06-05




(0/5)


Payback


2006-06-01




(2/5)


Naughty College Schoolgirls #3


2006-05-31




(1/5)


Wicked Weapon


2006-05-30




(1/5)


Atomic Vixens


2006-05-27




(4/5)


Priscilla


2006-05-26




(1/5)


Otto and Audrey Destroy the World


2006-05-25




(2/5)


Dorm Room Gangbang #3


2006-05-11




(3/5)


I Love Lesbians #6


2006-05-11




(2/5)


Lisa Sparxxx 50 Man Gangbang


2006-05-11




(1/5)


Romantic Rectal Reaming


2006-05-11




(4/5)


Vault of Whores


2006-05-11

This man is obsessed with women getting deformed by monster shlongs.

 

[Bickendan]

Must be compensating for something.

 

[Classic_Forever]

Even ore funny and telling is the list of Mike's porn reviews:

Who the hell buys porno DVDs anymore anyway? It's like the guy never heard of the fucking Internet. And yet he spends 95% of his life there. Paradox.

This man is obsessed with women getting deformed by monster shlongs.

...and he said I was an unhealthy pervert....

 

[The Question]

Yyyyyyyeah. Mike is an Anthony Hopkins character level fruitloop. Who here didn't already know that?

 

[Classic_Forever]

A bit of an update, I noticed that Mike changed the URL of his site from cheerfulathiest to happyathiest. The old URL was still active not one month ago. I wonder why the change....