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MILLER SOLD LOKTAR A DEAD SPERM WHALE: TOLD HIM IT WAS A PARCHESI GAME BOARD

Gagh

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT, LOKTAR!
 
Gagh said:
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT, LOKTAR!

Oh well at least I can make some blubber nuggets and then sell the rest of the carcass to Shatter.
 
It was the best plan I had this morning!
 
Dr Dave said:
It was the best plan I had this morning!

Your plan was for me to have a tasty treat and resell it to Shatter?
 
It was the only plan he hald all year (with the exception of the one involving selling turd-filled donuts to a bunch of cops).
 
That worked btw
 
And when he dressed up as a little girl so that Shatna would molest him, BUT I GOT THERE FIRST.
 
!
 
HAHAHA
 
I tricked Wacky once, made him smuggle chickens into Iran.
 
It was worth it.
 
Then I tricked him to eat what he thought was a duck, but it was actually Laura Bush.
 
Again, worth it to see the look on her face.
 
Yeah, and that of the security people.
 
Dr Dave is tricksy, imo.
 
It's true
 
It's damn true.
 
I wonder what's in those pills he's been handing out lately
 
Cat pee.
 
we're high on cat pee and kerosene
 
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