Mindless Rantings of a bitter old man

[Goat]

what do people mean when they say they want to vent their spleen?

 

[Goat]

and why is my computer taking so long to post?

 

[Goat]

is it just me or does anyone else get annoyed by the hundreds, perhaps thousands, of mindless morons that inhabit the british transport network on a wednesday morning?

 

[Goat]

i mean to say, i appreciate that people have just spent ten sedentary days consuming their own bodyweight in high calorie crap, but does that give monstro the human fart machine the right to let rip on the train carriage on the way to work this morning?

 

[Goat]

the stench was quite outrageous

 

[Goat]

As I sat there trying to read my paper through the tears in my eyes, I heard the woman in the seat behind me throw up quietly into what I later found out was her hand bag.

 

[Goat]

Putrid!

 

[Goat]

and simply too much for myself and most of the rest of compartment

 

[Goat]

we all debussed onto the next station platform

 

[Goat]

Queenstown Road

 

[Goat]

Do you know where Queenstown Road is?

 

[Goat]

Well I didn't

 

[Goat]

But I do now

 

[Goat]

It is a shit hole on the edge of Battersea and surrounded by the kind of high density, state sponsored, urban housing, that people in suits only see on their TV screens when watching "crime watch"

 

[Goat]

My suit and i thought we'd be able to get the next train out

 

[Goat]

do you know what low frequency means?

 

[Goat]

1 train an hour

 

[Goat]

1 fucking train an hour?

that's not a station, that's a pause in conversation.

a moments indecision from the driver.

a hiccup

 

[Goat]

my suit and i whent to see if there were any black cabs about

 

[Goat]

nope