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Mine Field Celebrity Birthday Thread

Arnold Schwarzenegger (72)
Laurence Fishburne (58)
Lisa Kudrow (56)
Terry Crews (51)
Christopher Nolan (49)
Yvonne Strahobski (37)
Joey King (20)
 
Nolan directing the rest of them in a movie would be epic.
 
Dirk Blocker (62)
Wesley Snipes (57)
J.K. Rowling (54)
Zelda Williams (30)
 
WRITE MORE HARRY BOOKS PLEASE!
 
Billy Bob Thornton (64)
Barack Obama (58)
Daniel Dae Kim (51)
Meghan Markle (38)
 
John Glover (75)
Wayne Knight (64)
David Duchovny (59)
Charlize Theron (44)
Cirroc Lofton (41)
Brit Marling (37)
 
I wonder if David Duchovny out a fake boner in his pants to break the ice with Penny Johnson on The Larry Sanders Show?
 
He does not believe in aliens.
 
He will after they anally probe him for sixteen hours!
 
Indeed.
 
Gillian Anderson (51)
Eric Bana (51)
Anna Kendrick (34)
Adelaide Kane (29)
 
20 years ago, Gillian Anderson's name would be in big type.

Anna makes very funny commercials for some store, making fun of herself as a big famous actress.
 
The reboot of The X-Files made that stop.
 
There was no MF 20 years ago CHECKMATE.
 
Ian McDiarmid (75)
Hulk Hogan (66)
Chris Hemsworth (36)
 
Hulk Hogan can kiss my ass for getting into bed with Peter Thiel to kill Gawker. Die soon (both of them).

Hemsworths are indeed lickable.
 
Steve Martin (74)
Halle Berry (53)
Mila Kunis (36)
Brianna Hildebrand (23)
 
Steve would still totally hit on Mila. Also Halle. He would at least try to make Brianna laugh.
 
Tony Robinson (73)
David Zayas (57)
Ben Affleck (47)
Emily Kinney (34)
Jennifer Lawrence (29)
 
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