CaptainWacky
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Eggs Mayonnaise
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HB to my go-to guy in contemporary music...
Also Tim Burton (65), KISS' Gene Simmons (74), Tom Skerritt (90), Rob Halford (72), Blair Underwood (59)
Also Tim Burton (65), KISS' Gene Simmons (74), Tom Skerritt (90), Rob Halford (72), Blair Underwood (59)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Elvis Costello is cool because he likes it when young pop stars steal from him and doesn't sue them like a jerk: https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/elvis-costello-olivia-rodrigo-photo-1235248458/
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Jessica Henwick (31)!
Eggs Mayonnaise
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MJ would have been 65 yesterday.
I can't even imagine what a 65-year-old Michael Jackson would look like...
I can't even imagine what a 65-year-old Michael Jackson would look like...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He'd have gone all the way around to being black again.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
HAPPY 27TH BIRTHDAY TO NONE OTHER THAN...ZENDAYA!
Eggs Mayonnaise
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BEAUTIFUL DOWN TO EARTH AND SHE GETS TO SEX TOM HOLLAND -- I AM IN AWE
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday KEANU REEVES (59)!
StarMan™
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I imagine MJ would've looked terrifying, assuming he continued his alterations. I like Wacky's idea of a reverse-blackendectomy tho.
There was a doco on Jackson years back that speculated what he might have looked like without any surgery:
A girl I worked with was obsessed with him. Not partially obsessed - totally obsessed. And I was the one who had to break it to her he died.
She flew over to LA for his funeral. Whacked it all on a credit card IIRC. We were watching CNN coverage of all these fans lined up somewhere to pay their respects and to our astonishment, there was our co-worker standing in line, looking appropriately distraught. The reporter noticed and went over to her to ask what MJ meant to her, etc. Then he asked where she was from. "New Zealand", she replied. He couldn't f-ing believe it.
It was a unique moment, knowing that - right at that moment - this CNN reporter on the other side of the planet was sharing my exact thoughts regarding the bonkers-level commitment of my co-worker.
There was a doco on Jackson years back that speculated what he might have looked like without any surgery:
A girl I worked with was obsessed with him. Not partially obsessed - totally obsessed. And I was the one who had to break it to her he died.
She flew over to LA for his funeral. Whacked it all on a credit card IIRC. We were watching CNN coverage of all these fans lined up somewhere to pay their respects and to our astonishment, there was our co-worker standing in line, looking appropriately distraught. The reporter noticed and went over to her to ask what MJ meant to her, etc. Then he asked where she was from. "New Zealand", she replied. He couldn't f-ing believe it.
It was a unique moment, knowing that - right at that moment - this CNN reporter on the other side of the planet was sharing my exact thoughts regarding the bonkers-level commitment of my co-worker.
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Amazing.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Ritu Arya (35)!
Ellan Purnell (27)!
Ellan Purnell (27)!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday CHRISTINA CHONG (40)!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday Jason Alexander (64)!
Eggs Mayonnaise
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Happy Birthday Joe Locke (20)
Star of Heartstopper and the forthcoming Marvel series Agatha: Coven of Chaos, also starring Kathryn Hahn, Aubrey FUCKING Plaza and Patti FUCKING LuPone, with whom he is now friends. Lucky little shit... fans are already making video edits in anticipation...
Star of Heartstopper and the forthcoming Marvel series Agatha: Coven of Chaos, also starring Kathryn Hahn, Aubrey FUCKING Plaza and Patti FUCKING LuPone, with whom he is now friends. Lucky little shit... fans are already making video edits in anticipation...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
THE FUCKING STRIKE means we won't see Agatha for like a year lol.
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Probably -- originally they were thinking end of this year, but now it looks like they might hold on to it until Halloween 2024. WTF.
I'm betting that they'll move it up though, as they realize they have no content to release early next year thanks to the strike...
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Happy birthday MARK HAMILL (72)!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
HAPPPY
HAPPY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO
JENNA ORTEGA (21)!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO
JENNA ORTEGA (21)!!!!!!!!!!