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Mine Field Men Season 2

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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Episode 1: Sport Advertising

It was a dawn of a new day at The Mine Field Men Advertising Agency. Mad Mentalist the greek financer had bought the agency, and had now transformed it into a Sports Advertising Firm. Some members of the staff had quit, many had been sacked. Those who remianed had mixed feelings on the situation.

Dr Dave for example, while liking Star Trek and Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, liked sports and did not mind doing sports advertising (or Sport as Mad Mentalist insisted on calling it). For others, like CaptainWacky it was their own private hell.

The two ad men sat in a bar near the office. Dr Dave drinking gin, CaptainWacky, who did not often drink was drinking screwdrivers.

"You do know you don't get a free actual screwdriver by drinking those, right?" asked Dr Dave

"Yes I know, but ONE SHOULD!" stated CaptainWacky

"Indeed." replied Dr Dave

"I can't take much more of this sport advertising!" said CaptainWacky

"It's only been a couple weeks..." said Dr Dave

"Why did he buy us, then immedatly leave and make me run this thing. I don't even like sports!" said CaptainWacky

"That is a fair question. Mad Mentalist seems to dislike you, he sent me some odd memo about why you don't have metal feet." replied Dr Dave

"That's Gagh's thing, DOSEN't HE KNOW THAT. We need to take back the company!" stated CaptainWacky, rather enfatacly.

Just then Cassie walked in.

"I'll cut off his peni!" said Cassie

"Who's this time?" asked Dr Dave

"Mad Mentalist, that bork nose just gave us a major acount, in a sport none of other then Dr Dave know anything about, and he demanded CaptainWacky get the deal done in 2 weeks!" said Cassie

"What sport is it?" asked Dr Dave

"It better not be brick tossing!" said CaptainWacky

"No it's... football." said Cassie

"American?" asked Dr Dave

"No, soccer as we call it." said Cassie

"Noooooooooo!!!!!" shouted CaptainWacky

To be continued...
 
Episode 2: "Everything is better in german!"

Later that day CaptainWacky walked into Dr Dave's office.

"That borkfuck sent me a memo, ordering us to go watch a football game!" said CaptainWacky, who was rather angry about the whole matter.

"Cool." replied Dr Dave, adding "Did he give us a choice as to what match to watch, because if I have to go watch Arsenal, I'm going to have to be really, really drunk."

"No, we can go watch whatever match we want, but that's not the point!" replied CaptainWacky

"Cool, let's go watch a Borussia Dortmund game. Everything is better in german!" said Dr Dave

"It is the language of love...can I wear my 'Go to the showers' shirt?" asked CaptainWacky

"I'm not going to stop you!" relied Dr Dave

"HOT BEES!" shouted CaptainWacky

...

Meanwhile down the hall Cassie and Tisiphone were in their office, when they heard some strange music coming from the office speaker system.

"What's going on?" asked Tisiphone, who was working on an advertisment of a football with a knife.

"I'm not sure..." replied Cassie, adding "I didn't even know the intercome system worked

"Eggs, Eggs Mayo" said the song over the speaker system

"Legendary ad man Eggs Mayo, here?" asked Tisiphone

"He better still not be doing that Bert Cooper thing where he wears no shoes. Or i'll cut off his peni!" said Cassie

"Hello ladies, let's do some ads!" said Eggs Mayo, who suddenly peeked inside the door of their office.

To be continued...
 
Episode 3: How to get a red card while on a park bench

CaptainWacky, Dr Dave and Loktar sat in prime seats at Westfalenstadion, home to Dr Dave's favorite football team Borussia Dortmund.

"Explain to me why we are doing this again?" asked CaptainWacky

"Because Mad Mentalist is making you, plus we can shout in german, and that is never a bad thing." replied Dr Dave

"I can't wait to see the germans beat this polish team!" said Loktar

"Don't be a racist!" shouted Cassie who had come from he concession stand, she added "Or I'll cut off your peni!"

The match started. Dr Dave was enjoying himself, CaptainWacky mumbed about peoples socks who didn't match, Loktar had suddenly dissapeared.

Cassie asked "err where is Loktar?"

At this point, the goal tender for the polish team had been knocked out and Loktar, park bench and all had appeared in front of the teams goal.

The referee gave Loktar a yellow card when he refued to move, then a red.

"Can a fan even get a red card?" asked CaptainWacky

"I don't think so, they must think he's polish, he is wearing their colours." replied Dr Dave

"This is absurd, I'm going to go shout at those drunk people!" said Cassie as she rushed off.

To be continued...
 
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