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Mine Field Men Season 2

Episode 3: The Road to hell is paved with intermural baseball teams.

CaptainWacky, Cassie, Loktar, and Dr Dave had returned from the football match, they were all very excited to get home. Loktar espesually, who was a bit brusied from his breif experience at a goalie. Their respite was however, rather short releived as Mad Mentalist, the greek tycoon had dispatched yet another memo.

Dr Dave read it outload in the conference room. "To Mine Frield Men staff. In addition to our football advertising, we are looking into baseball. So for market research, you will all join an intermural baseball team."

"What?" shouted CaptainWacky adding "It's bad enough I have to watch sports, now I have to play one?"

"It would seem so." said Dr Dave

"I wish I could just do a power point presentation while smoking pot and wearing socks with sandles...but at least I can wear my mets hat." said Eggs Mayo.

"I could cut him with my peni!" said Cassie

Suddenly CaptainWacky began twitching and he fell to the ground

"What's wrong with him?!" asked Tisiphone (who was wearing a team Zelda hat)

Dr Dave rushed over to check his vitals.

"I'm afraid he's gone into a sports coma." said Dr Dave

"HIS DICK IS MINE!" shouted Cassie

To be continued....
 
Episode 4: There is no team in coma.

"Let's just leave him on the confrence table after we rifle though his pockets." said Seph

"We really should take him to the hospital!" said LC

"Fuck that, I want his pocket change so I can toss it at hookers!" said Seph

"The hospital can do nothin for him, they know not of the mysteries of sports comas." said Dr Dave

"Then what should we do?" asked LC

"The only thing left to do, we need celeberty listing exposure therapy." replied Dr Dave, looking wise.

"You know he's right, because he's looking wise!" stated Loktar, who now had a Montreal Expos hat on.

"None of us is here is qualified to do this, we're going to need help." said Dr Dave

"But who can help us?" asked LC

...

Mad Mentalist sat in his office, he chuckled to himself. Things were progressing as expected, athough not CaptainWacky's coma, but that was a bonus.

"Sir, the gentlemen from Mega Search Engine Inc are here." said Wiskey

"Good, now go fetch me some beer." said Mad Mentalist

To be continued...
 
If I ever do go into a coma I want someone to read the WHOH at my bedside until I wake up (or until they get kicked out.)
 
Episode 5: CaptainWacky's coma dream episode, now with Alison Brie Bot. Part 1.

CaptainWacky woke up in a strange place. He had been at the Mine Field Men headquarters hearing about dasterdly Mad Mentalist's evil memo of doom. Now however he was someplace strange.

"Where the figggy coat am i?" asked CaptainWacky

"You're in Finland!" said a woman

"Alison Brie?!" said CaptainWacky

"Technicly I'm the Alison Brie Bot, and you're in a coma." said The Alison Brie Bot

"BY COP ROCK!" said CaptaiNWacky

"Err, yes...Anyhow I'm here to lead you out of the coma and back to your life as a Sports Advertiser and soon to be baseball player." said The Alison Brie Bot

"But I dislike all those things. I just want to list celeberties and read about ducks." said CaptainWacky

"You must return, to defeat Mad Mentalist and take back your agency!" replied The Alison Brie Bot

"Can't I just list some things for you? LISTING IS LIFE!" said CaptainWacky excitedly

"No, come now. We must be off before... GooseTrek comes." said The Alison Brie Bot

"BY VISITING BRIES!" said CaptainWacky

To be continued...
 
Episode 6:CaptainWacky's coma dream episode, now with Alison Brie Bot. Part 2

CaptainWacky and The Alison Brie Bot approached a cottage. They could see a man inside it. The man looked very familior, as they got closer it was clearly man of the people Dr Dave.

"Dr Dave what are you doing in my coma dream?!" asked CaptainWacky

"Not drinking bourbon, that's for sure." replied Dr Dave

"We're trying to get away from GooseTreck. This is The Alison Brie Bot, by the way!" said CaptainWacky

"Indeed." replied Dr Dave

"Do you know a way away from GooseTrek?" asked CaptainWacky

"No, but I know the way to Cleveland." replied Dr Dave

"The answers are in Cleveland." noted The Alison Brie Bot

"Errr..." replied CaptainWacky

"Off you go. To Cleveland!" Shouted Dr Dave excitedly

To be continued...
 
Episode 7: Give him the red pill

"He's awake!" shouted Cassie

"Good. Give him that red pill." replied Dr Dave

Cassie did what Dr Dave told him.

"It does not seem to be working, all he's doing is listing female celeberties according to hight and eye colour." said Cassie

"That is what I expected. He's in safe mode." replied Dr Dave

"I JUST DRANK A BEER, MAP TIME!" shouted Bick

"Shit just got real." said heavoid

Tisiphone walked in looking most displeased

"Mad Mentalist just phoned...We're to take CaptainWacky to a basketball game." said Tisiphone

"Better then a curling game." said Dr Dave

To be continued...
 
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