Mine Field Twerking Contest 2017

[CaptainWacky]

Upload a video of you twerking and post it here! Best Mine Field Twerker wins a special cash prize!

Unfortunately my twerking video won't upload right now, but I'll post it when it does! I'm sure somebody else will post their twerking video first!

 

[Cassie]

WE ALL TWERKING NOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

Shake it off!

 

[Loktar]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think I sprained something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Y'all seem to have forgotten to post your videos!

 

[Dr Dave]

Does it have to be a video of us?

 

[Cassie]

I've experienced a tragic ass accident. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

 

[Loktar]

Y'all seem to have forgotten to post your videos!

I did post my video. If you look/pretend hard enough I'm way,way in the background somewhere.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not allowed to post twerking videos anymore.

 

[Loktar]

I'm not allowed to post twerking videos anymore.

Is it because your ass shake brings all the geese to the yard?

 

[Dr Dave]

How dare you even suggest such a thing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Every time I twerk, that little crack in the bathroom plaster grows just a little bit longer.

 

[Loktar]

How dare you even suggest such a thing.

I geese my joke was unable to lay an egg.

 

[Love Child]

I have to finish my course at the twerking school first.

 

[Dr Dave]

What step are you on?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I just twerked but my cat deleted the video.

 

[Love Child]

What step are you on?

Wait, I think you are getting that confused with the Twerking 12 Step Group.

 

[Dr Dave]

Are you in that too?

 

[Love Child]

No, but come to think of it, I haven't twerked in 28 days I want my coin!