Mine Field Twerking Contest 2017

[CaptainWacky]

If you don't twerk at least once a month you get suspended from the World Twerking Federation and people will stop asking you what you're going to do with all that junk.

 

[Dr Dave]

Up in your trunk?

 

[Loktar]

Wait, I think you are getting that confused with the Twerking 12 Step Group.

I prefer the Country Line Dance 2 Step Group. And you get to wear cool boots and a cowboy hat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Up in your trunk?

Indeed.

 

[Dr Dave]

Good times.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The twerking contest has been cancelled due to many injuries.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OUR (bruised) HIPS DON'T LIE!

 

[Dr Dave]

The twerking contest has been cancelled due to many injuries.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Many Boffins died for this contest.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to congratulate you on using the only British WW2 term that Elvis Costello has never managed to work into a lyric in 40 years.

You have won a bakelite patio tea set!

 

[Dr Dave]

Many Boffins died for this contest.

They had it coming.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can Elvis twerk? (The dead one.)

 

[Dr Dave]

He's not dead, he just went home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK, ENTERING OUR TWERKING CONTEST, UH HUH.

 

[Dr Dave]

Too bad we won't remember it after they're done.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I for one welcome our neuralizing hip-shaking overlords.

 

[Dershocka]

I would've entered said contest but my ass is so flat I have no cheeks just crack butthole, and sasquatch like hair.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Men In Black 4 to star Jedward!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

Cameo by former Vice President Joe Biden?