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Mirah Water the Plants!

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I want to be just like Cassie!
(I will never be just like Cassie)
I can only try.

So I have this neat house sitting gig where I only have to water the plants.
But they have like 4 sections in their garden with soaker hoses and pots of tomatoes and other flowers everywhere.

Some of the tomato plants on the porch starting wilting yesterday so I am really worried that I killed them.
Everything else looks fine however.

There is a hot tub on a balcony that I can use which has a view of the mountain. (I did that last night/naked)
And there are 2 hammocks in which I also used, however one had a weak ass hook and I landed on my ass
then I burned my hand while cooking because it has a flat range stove and I set the spoon down not realizing it was sitting on the hot part.
Mother fucker!
 
WATER THE DAMN PLANETS MIRAH
 
DON'T PANIC. Tomatoes sometimes wilt during the hottest part of the day and then perk back up in the evening.

DON'T FORGET TO WATER THE PLANTS.
 
Water the plants and take care of that hand.
 
I have a sore throat. I think I'm coming down with something.
 
I hope you feel better soon.
 
THE PLANTS ARE COMING.
 
How can the plants be coming?!
I dressed up like a zombie and I destroyed all of the plants.
I hope they will believe my story when they return.
 
Remember to water the plants, also watch our for snakes and Bigfoot.
 
:peep:

The Day of the Triffids

:behindsofa:
 
You watered them with SALT WATER!?!?!?!?
 
Water the plants Mirah!

Don't eat them though.
 
Not that I am aware of.
 
I am done watering the plants now.
 
Water some other plants!
 
BURN YOUR WICKED GARDEN DOWN.
 
Hiyo!
 
Don't drown the plants or you'll be arrested for actual murder.
 
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