Miss MAnners, did it hurt?

[satan mcevil]

When you fell from heaven?

 

[starguard]

You shouldnt have stole her wings

 

[Sarek]

satan mcevil, did it hurt thinking that one up all on your own?

 

[jack]

I think synaptic gap is excruciatingly painful for Satan McEvil

 

[Dr Dave]

Please answer Sarek's question.

 

[Dracula]

Miss Manners, did it hurt?

As much as you asked me to make it hurt?

'Cause we can go deeper next time...you'll just need a foam doughnut for a while...and you'll be walking funny too...

 

[Dr Dave]

Worst thread ive read today.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

miss mannrs likes her woman parts gentle=y massaged.

 

[Dracula]

Not so, my friend.

Well, maybe at first. A little kissing of the neck, gently sucking and nibbling the nipples.

But then she wanted the hard stuff. My cock up her ass, slowly at first. After all, ten inches is a lot. She squirted after about five minutes then complained of pain. I pulled out and visited a place a little less tortured. She enjoyed that but was still sore.

We could go deeper, but I think we need to work up to it. More wine, maybe some loratab.

We'll let the spirits move us.

 

[Sarek]

Well, so much for dinner.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

The taxpayers are sick of paying for your dinner. Get a job, leech.

 

[Sarek]

Actually, I took my dad out to dinner tonight.

I'm writing it off as a business expense.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Civil Servants can't write anything off - liar!

 

[Sarek]

I wrote of 75% of my fuel purchases last year.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I wrote off 47 pizzas as "business lunches"!

 

[Sarek]

I wrote off 37 trips to Red Lobster as business lunches.

 

[jack]

I wrote off 47 pizzas as "business lunches"!

How did you write off the Rainbow Showers you did with your wife afterwards? Probably just washed them off.

 

[jack]

Civil Servants can't write anything off - liar!

At least he can write. You should attempt that occasionally.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

OK

 

[Lilac]

"OK," Gurk replied, not sure how to proceed. Why on earth would he write? It was a pointless waste of time, and it would hamper his efforts to troll. Besides, it was only Jack taunting him. It wouldn't mean much, anyway. At least, possibly.