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M Zenith

M Zenith

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Hello again!

A few weeks ago I came on the boards asking for help waging a campaign against a site that generally insulted and banned me. Rightly, I was told by the very direct crowd here that I ought to troll some of your favorite locations before hoping for help.

That seemed like a good agreement. So, I got out my mental toolkit and put together a rather puzzling character and went to work on a short but interesting performance.

So, I'm curious if any of you are in the mood to help me out a bit with my project?

Take a look at this thread, it may make your blood boil (the mod xanderman is especially annoying here)
http://www.ilovephilosophy.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=150163

If anyone needs further details about my character then PM me, because I may decide to use him again, thanks.
 
this is difficult site to troll \ they use big words / and long sentences \ i bore too easily / im afraid i cant help \ perhaps mentalsit would like / to help you \ seeing as how he / writes mini dissertations \ just to tell you / yuor fly is 0pen
 
I've been here going on a month, and did quite a number at wordforge, and in no time at all. So, I'm happy, and you should be too.

Frankly, I have to say that most of the "trolls" around here aren't trolls at all, but rather simply people that lack creativity and enjoy posting nonsense.

I was hoping for a group of people that enjoyed ganging up on fascist forums and confusing the shit out of the people there. Instead it just seems like a rich kid with ADHD site.

Can I be proven wrong?
 
My troll request:

The site will not be hard to troll as you need to know nothing about philosophy or the big words used. That might even help out.

All that one has to do is take like one sentence out of someone's post and say whatever you want about it. You will throw the topic off because others will try to respond to you.

Also, you can get in a thread and just talk about whatever you want to and then at the end relate it to the topic. That will be very confusing.

There's all kinds of easy ways to troll people that are more educated than you.

Meanwhile, if a group of us are working together you can be sure that I am extremely knowledgeable about philosophy, psychology, sociology, political science, current events, and lots of other topics. So, in strategy sessions we will talk about how to form our attack.

Fun and comedy will be ours for the making.
 
Wah nobody cares about my trolling targets!?!?

Here's how it works here noob. Find a board troll it for a bit then post the fun stuff here.

If we like it we'll join in, if not the thread will sink.
 
M Zenith said:
I've been here going on a month, and did quite a number at wordforge, and in no time at all. So, I'm happy, and you should be too.
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ah, so you're Dunamis... not much of a number. But you were fun. Of course, you likely could have gotten better arguements had you tried using them yourself. To much self promotion, not enough substance. (although the flashes of it weren't bad either... You actually did get in good points when you tried.)
M Zenith said:
Frankly, I have to say that most of the "trolls" around here aren't trolls at all, but rather simply people that lack creativity and enjoy posting nonsense.
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Yup, they live up to their description here, if not the name. Kinda like those guys that have Harley Davidson paraphenalia, but no Harley.
M Zenith said:
I was hoping for a group of people that enjoyed ganging up on fascist forums and confusing the shit out of the people there. Instead it just seems like a rich kid with ADHD site.

Can I be proven wrong?
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You've successfully described BBS's across the net. Why try to argue with the weather? Youy might enjoy stormfront.org if you wanna fuck with nazis though. I never did like the way the manipulate the old Norse ways to their racist ends.
 
spaceturkey said:
ah, so you're Dunamis... not much of a number. But you were fun. Of course, you likely could have gotten better arguements had you tried using them yourself. To much self promotion, not enough substance. (although the flashes of it weren't bad either... You actually did get in good points when you tried.)
Yup, they live up to their description here, if not the name. Kinda like those guys that have Harley Davidson paraphenalia, but no Harley.
You've successfully described BBS's across the net. Why try to argue with the weather? Youy might enjoy stormfront.org if you wanna fuck with nazis though. I never did like the way the manipulate the old Norse ways to their racist ends.
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The amusing thing about your board is that I always argued from actual valid points and nothing that I made up. Everything that I said was based on reality or know theory. I knew that that would be the ultimate trolling technique. It confronts stupid uneducated people and makes them feel more stupid and defensive.

However, you don't have to feel that I "played" you in our PM conversations, if you treat me nicely, then I will respond in kind. Rather, it's the case that your cast of uneducated buffoons make asses of themselves going on and on about shit they know nothing of, and then launch attacks, when real complex information is presented. They're the rabble, and you can believe it.

That is the current nature of the internet. It's a sea of self-important ignorant assholes.

Wordforge, the board does not have fascist policies, which is nice. However, it does remind me of sitting around with a group of prison inmates, in that any stupid thing is said and confirmed within a microcosm of stupidity that keeps twisting around like the fucking Milky Way.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
Wah nobody cares about my trolling targets!?!?

Here's how it works here noob. Find a board troll it for a bit then post the fun stuff here.

If we like it we'll join in, if not the thread will sink.
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I say fuck you!

Fuck you.

This board doesn't do anything very impressive at all. People go and bother wordforge and exisle, both of which are like shooting fish in a barrel the people are so fucking stupid it's beyond belief. Better smarter targets need to be picked, or else this board exists simply to post silly childish messages.

That's the vast majority of what's found here.

Why not transfer to a free phpbb site and save some money, owner?
 
Whaaaaa people don't want to join my trolling club...whaaaaa.

People have tried this nicely but let me translate...

Do it your own damn self.

Keep us updated with your activities.

That may spur the crowd into invasion.

Otherwise just fuck off already. We don't do the dirty work for people too scared or untalented to troll themselves.
 
M Zenith said:
I've been here going on a month, and did quite a number at wordforge, and in no time at all. So, I'm happy, and you should be too.

Frankly, I have to say that most of the "trolls" around here aren't trolls at all, but rather simply people that lack creativity and enjoy posting nonsense.

I was hoping for a group of people that enjoyed ganging up on fascist forums and confusing the shit out of the people there. Instead it just seems like a rich kid with ADHD site.

Can I be proven wrong?
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we've done it individually so many times \ frankly it gets boring / speaking for myself / i am too lazy to sign up \ to yet another site / oh well \ also we enjoy trolling / each other here at the tk \
 
M Zenith said:
I say fuck you!

Fuck you.

This board doesn't do anything very impressive at all. People go and bother wordforge and exisle, both of which are like shooting fish in a barrel the people are so fucking stupid it's beyond belief. Better smarter targets need to be picked, or else this board exists simply to post silly childish messages.

That's the vast majority of what's found here.

Why not transfer to a free phpbb site and save some money, owner?
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I agree.
 
It does seem everything that made TK special is going away.

Not really freedom of speech, TK has almost as many rules as Wordforge, A zillion fluff forums that almost all look like TBBS Misc at this point. Daycare might as well be a ban.

So...how is TK different from those they complain about now again??
 
I've been exposed to a totally different trolling community recently. One where people trust each other. There isn't this sort of ego nonsense, betraying people just for a petty reaction, etc.

In this group, there is a fine balance between trolling as a psychological game as well as a coordinated team effort. There is none of the latter in TK, which is why I don't come to TK for TGFHH.
 
A carefully coordinated team effort can really produce some interesting results.

But it is true, you almost never see it.
 
Messenger said:
I've been exposed to a totally different trolling community recently. One where people trust each other. There isn't this sort of ego nonsense, betraying people just for a petty reaction, etc.

In this group, there is a fine balance between trolling as a psychological game as well as a coordinated team effort. There is none of the latter in TK, which is why I don't come to TK for TGFHH.
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Would you mind PMing me about it?
 
Not in the least, M Zenith. Just not at the moment, as we still need to get some things straightened out amongst ourselves before we detach from TK en masse.
 
Tamar_Garish said:
A carefully coordinated team effort can really produce some interesting results.

But it is true, you almost never see it.
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Yes, it might look like I'm crying for help in a pathetic way, but if you think about it, I have the skills to do what I like. However, I thought the idea of a troll forum to be really great, so I guess I developed a fantasy of what you guys SHOULD be doing in my head. So, I'm disappointed about that.

I happened to find a site for a group of people that do strange and shocking thinks in real life (I will find the link) and figured that's what you guys do here.
So, as I implied my annoyance is based on not seeing what could be really fun things being done.
 
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