Mission Completed.

[Mentalist]

That fact that you seem like an articulated fellow (a rarity for most that stroll through the doors at TK) is reason enough to consider your request.

It is true that we are very busy with internal affairs at the moment but I may take a looky loo at trolling this place.

 

[M Zenith]

I can ask for no more that that!

Thanks!

 

[missmanners]

I was hoping for a group of people that enjoyed ganging up on fascist forums and confusing the shit out of the people there.

But but..... we like fascist forums. Some of my best friends are fascists.

:wtf?:
mm

 

[dogbert]

Lately I've just havent had the time to do much trolling. I do some at lunchtime at work on ABC news and Yahoo but lately that has been it. Way too nice outside. However it will soon become too hot outside and I shall spend more time indoors which I shall troll that board along with etherzone which I have been hoping to do for the last few weeks.
I am a bit disappointed in some of my fellow members reaction to board suggestions but people will be people and do as they please. I too would like to do some group trolling like some of us did on beliefnet, that was a lot of fun.

 

[dogbert]

But but..... we like fascist forums. Some of my best friends are fascists.

:wtf?:
mm

I believe we as a group need to be more open minded to trolling invitations.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Yeah, I never did get to do anything with you and the Old Guard.

Well, it was done to you, so I guess you did in a way. :lol:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Coordinated trolling doesn't usually start with an open thread, which alerts the potential target to the whole operation. TK is like homeland security, you don't hear about a lot of the successes. Not right away anyway.

Our chat is down at the moment unfortunately. Pity.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Use Wordforge Chat

 

[The Question]

Well, it was done to you, so I guess you did in a way. :lol:

So are you saying it was cooperative... uncooperatively?

Meh, that works! :bigass:

 

[M Zenith]

Hello again!

A few weeks ago I came on the boards asking for help waging a campaign against a site that generally insulted and banned me. Rightly, I was told by the very direct crowd here that I ought to troll some of your favorite locations before hoping for help.

That seemed like a good agreement. So, I got out my mental toolkit and put together a rather puzzling character and went to work on a short but interesting performance.

So, I'm curious if any of you are in the mood to help me out a bit with my project?

Take a look at this thread, it may make your blood boil (the mod xanderman is especially annoying here)
http://www.ilovephilosophy.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=150163

If anyone needs further details about my character then PM me, because I may decide to use him again, thanks.

After some unique trolling techniques I so frustrated and confused the mods that they deleted the entire thread posted above. The ironic thing is that the thread, started by the mods, was about how the site could be made better! I guess deletion really is the best answer!

 

[Donovan]

I've been here going on a month, and did quite a number at wordforge, and in no time at all. So, I'm happy, and you should be too.

Frankly, I have to say that most of the "trolls" around here aren't trolls at all, but rather simply people that lack creativity and enjoy posting nonsense.

I was hoping for a group of people that enjoyed ganging up on fascist forums and confusing the shit out of the people there. Instead it just seems like a rich kid with ADHD site.

Can I be proven wrong?

Interesting approach: "You all suck, please help?"

Real crowd-pleaser, this guy.

 

[M Zenith]

Interesting approach: "You all suck, please help?"

Real crowd-pleaser, this guy.

It's the same concept as when your buddy at the gym screams insults at you to inspire a greater burst of strength.

So how's that explanation, pussy?

 

[Donovan]

It's the same concept as when your buddy at the gym screams insults at you to inspire a greater burst of strength.

So how's that explanation, pussy?

Your "buddy" is screaming insults at you because you're a douchebag n00b and he hates you, but he likes the sex. The fact that you buy his story just means you're also gullible, and that you got pwned by a musclehead. Normal people don't scream insults at their "friends".

How do you like that explanation, Charlie Charmpockets?

 

[M Zenith]

Your "buddy" is screaming insults at you because you're a douchebag n00b and he hates you, but he likes the sex. The fact that you buy his story just means you're also gullible, and that you got pwned by a musclehead. Normal people don't scream insults at their "friends".

How do you like that explanation, Charlie Charmpockets?

Note that I said "your" buddy and not "my" buddy.

It wasn't too difficult to guess from your retro Michael McDonald avatar that you've been the bitch of more than a few oldies lovin' meat-packers. Gullible is slobbin on some some dude's dick and actually believing he loves you, for you, as they say.

I can see all that in your eyes. Don't deny it.

By the way faggot, learn to tell the difference between a real male activity and your gay eroticized version of it, kay?

 

[Donovan]

Note that I said "your" buddy and not "my" buddy.

It wasn't too difficult to guess from your retro Michael McDonald avatar that you've been the bitch of more than a few oldies lovin' meat-packers. Gullible is slobbin on some some dude's dick and actually believing he loves you, for you, as they say.

I can see all that in your eyes. Don't deny it.

By the way faggot, learn to tell the difference between a real male activity and your gay eroticized version of it, kay?

Did you just question my masculinity? Holy crap, I've never seen that on teh internets before! L337 troll in tha Hizzouse!!!!!!111!11+

Gullible is slobbin on some some dude's dick and actually believing he loves you, for you, as they say.

Boy George wrote comma comma comma chameleon after just such an epiphany. True story! You in America now, son; speek ze Englais.


Pop Quiz: Real Man or Faggit?

1. Listens to Michael McDonald: real man or faggit?

2. Is inspired to homosexual musings by avatars of Michael McDonald (LOL): real man or faggit?

3. Allowing oneself to be owned on a troll site: Real man or faggit?

4. Allowing oneself to be owned (and insulted and kicked to the curb, boo hoo hoo) on a Philosopher's site: real man or faggit?

5. Staring intently into the miniature eyes of an online avatar of the same sex: real man or faggit?

6. Being inspired to musings of homosexual impulse by those teeny tiny eyes: real man or faggit?

7. Adding masculine variances to words like slobbing and loving by dropping the "G": real man or faggit?

8. Using the effeminate word "kay" anywhere in a post: real man or faggit?

Hmm, I think we're starting to get a clearer picture of the difference here, M Penis. Thank you so much for your help. Kay?

 

[M Zenith]

What's the cost?

 

[M Zenith]

 

[Dor_Jan]

M Zenith has a PM.

 

[Donovan]

What's the cost?

Twenty dollars, same as downtown.



But if you swallow I'll give you forty.

 

[M Zenith]

Twenty dollars, same as downtown.



But if you swallow I'll give you forty.