Misunderstood

[headvoid]

I once hired a company called hairy lemon.

They didn't realise it was aussie slang for a lesbian.

It wasn't appreciated when I pointed this out. I saw it as a selling point

 

[CaptainWacky]

Those Austrians have a phrase for everything!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My company is called Giant Penises, what is that Australian slang for?

 

[headvoid]

I think it is slang for Trust me, and give me all your money

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Well then that's a bad thing. I want them to be mildly suspicious, but still give me all their money.

 

[headvoid]

Change it quick!

How about Moldy Orange?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

OMG WHAT DOES MOLDY ORANGE MEAN??????

 

[headvoid]

Oh.. I just looked it up. It means

I am teh total bomb dude, you are all my beeeeoootches

Are you aiming at the teen market? I'm not sure this would go down well in the finance sector

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I was thinking of industrial metalworks.

 

[headvoid]

It's perfect then

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yes!

 

[Lilith]

HAHA

 

[Ishcabittle]

I was once voted "Miss Comprehended" by a jury of old pedophyllic old men.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My company is called "FAKE COMPAMNY: NOT A REAL COMPANY LIMITED" WE GET LOTS OF BUSIENSS LOL