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mONGO nOW cONTROLS bADLANDS

Rainbows and daisychains... OMG, it's just like in the old times!! *gets sentimental and fumbles with her new, shiny AA12 to hide her embarrassment*
 
Yep. No doubt in my mind.

Whether or not it's true means nothing to me.

I stride forward in confidence. I dominate every situation with my rugged good looks, rock hard cock, brilliant mind and solid steel balls.

Did I mention my total lack of fear compounded by a dark cunning?

It's true.
 
Oh if that's the case... *hands him keys to the Badlands* there you go sweetie, how can I put up a fight against such an epitome of manliness and power?







Yeah, right. lol.
*snatches keys away from Gear at the last second, grabs him by the throat and pins him down on the floor.*

I am the Queen of the Badlands.
Don't forget it.
I am all-powerful down here, I am to stay, and I am more badass than you.

Now go to the Tea Room and fetch me some cookies, dearie.
 
Oh, and take that kitten with you, if you please - he's been having too much catnip and starts misbehaving.
 
'Gear said:
Sorry, I don't do cats.
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You're not supposed to do him, that's gross, anyway. Just kick him out and make sure he won't weasel his way back in. Consider it to be an act of protecting me against wild animals, if it makes you feel better :p
 
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