MONKEY MONKEY ON THE WALL...

[CaptainWacky]

WHO'S THE FATTEST PIECE OF TRAILER PARK TRASH THE ROCK HAS EVER SEEN!?

 

[Ishcabittle]

EEK EEK!

(I don't speak monkey, so I don't know, but there's your answer.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU SAW THIS COMING A MILE (KILOMETER) AWAY BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE I CHEW TRIDENT WHITE

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know what this was and I don't think it matetes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE ROCK WEARS A SOCK ON HIS CHOC-ICE COCK LOL

 

[Ishcabittle]

THIS ONE TIME I HIRED A MONKEY TO TAKES NOTES FOR ME IN CLASS... I WOULD JUST SIT THERE WITH MY MIND A COMPLETE BLANK WHILE THE MONKEY SCRIBBLED ON LITTLE PIECES OF PAPER. AT THE END OF THE WEEK, THE TEACHER SAID, "Class, I want you to write a paper based on your notes," SO I WROTE A PAPER THAT SAID, "HI, MY NAME'S JIMBO, AND I LOVE BANANAS AND FLINGING CRAP ALL OVER THE PLACE. EEK EEK!" I GOT AN F, I WENT HOME AND TOLD MY MOM, AND SHE SAID, "I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TRUST A MONKEY!!!!!"

THE END.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRILLIANT STORY, I'LL TELL IT TO BILLIE PIPER.

SHE SAID "STOP CALLING ME, SYED (FROM LOST)!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

BUMP 'CAUSE I WORKED HARD PLAGURAIZINGASLFNEAFOAINV... THAT STORY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW HARD?

 

[Ishcabittle]

AS HARD AS MY COCK IS RIGHT NOW, WHICH ISN'T TOO HARD, FYI.

 

[CaptainWacky]

About as hard as mine when I think about DOING THE DISHES?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yes, roughly that hard.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Billie Piper is fit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Agreed.

 

[Ishcabittle]

NIPPLE!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RED X!