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Oh dear.... You've now done something you shouldn't have....

You've started a topic on my all time favorite movie in existence. Not only can I quote every line from this film, but I have about 4 sets of it, plus the original trailer, Posters and memorabilia including a script.

By the way, I want King Arthur. Anyone wlse who calls him will have to fight me in a duel to the death.
 
I'm bringing my Bunny! Greastest thing I ever bought... Aside from the Albatross and Dead parrot... And cant forget the sheep in Wolf's clothing.... or the penguin on top of the tele...

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Alright, From memory. Most of the cast list. Not including a whole lot of the extras and vassels who's names were never given. This is as close as I can get from memory without having to watch the movie again.


Narrator

Knights:
King Arthur
Sir Lancelot
Sir Bedevere
Sir Robin
Sir Galahad
Sir Boors - Killed by rabbit
Sir Gawaine - killed by rabbit
Sir Ecotr - Killed by rabbit

Vassels:
Concord
Patsy
Sir Robin's Minstrals
Brother Maynard
Brother with book of armourments

Enemies:
Black Knight
Rabblegendary black beast of "AAAAAUUUGH!"
The three headed knight
The French Guards
Old man from scene 24
Zoot/Dingo

Guards:
Drunk guard
Annoying questions guard
Swamp castle guard #1 (no lines)
Swamp castle guard #2 (eating a fruit. only line is "Hey....")
Swallows guard #1
Swallows guard #2
The knights of the round table (Who dance when e'er able and do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-able)

Other people:
Swamp King
The Prince
Cart driver - "Bring out yer dead!"
Man - "You'll be stone dead in a moment"
Old man - "I'm not dead!"
Dennis the peasent
Dennis's Mother
Old crone
Roger the Shrubber
A historian
A historian's wife
Police
The Villigers "We've got a witch!" "Get on with it!"
The witch
Winston
Piglet
Prin
Green Knight (dies fighting Black Knight)
Knights who say "Ni!"/ Knights who say "Ekky-Ekky-Ekky-ekky-Pitang-zoop-boing-goodem.. .Ni!"
Animator who has a sudden heart attack

God
 
My Liege. I, Sir Lancelot the Brave, pledge my loyalty to you, and wish to join you in your quest for the Holy Grail. :bigass:
 
We're an anarcho-sydiclist commune... we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all of the decisions of that officer have to be ratified in a bi-weekly meeting in the case of purely internal affairs...
 
That's my line!

Shut up! I order you to shut up!

BLOODY PEASENT!

((And it's supposed to be Sir Ector, but I type way to fast for my own good sometimes and hardly catch the mistakes.))
 
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[music stops]
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Oh!
[King Arthur music]
Ooh! Uuh.
[music stops]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[clang]
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc.
GREEN KNIGHT:
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
 
Dark Link said:
Oh dear.... You've now done something you shouldn't have....

You've started a topic on my all time favorite movie in existence. Not only can I quote every line from this film, but I have about 4 sets of it, plus the original trailer, Posters and memorabilia including a script.

By the way, I want King Arthur. Anyone wlse who calls him will have to fight me in a duel to the death.
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Oh, duels to the death are so overdone. What about a duel to the irritation?

A duel to the boredom? AHA! I have it! A duel to the Miller Time!
 
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