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More OOTIKOF hijinx!

Donovan

Donovan

beer, I want beer
So I've been entertaining myself with our old buddy Riotgear's homies at the foam knight board. RG is not around much, but the OG foam Knight Sir Sacrifyx is willing to play. Here is a sample of a piece of writing he is very proud of:
Donovan the art critic

In another thread, I interrupt a fascinating discourse on black people in Star Trek by playing the "N-word indignant" troll. Doesn't take much to get a few of them going.
tap-dancing tards abound

Enjoy. Feel free to join in if you like. These guys are a hoot.
 
I don't know how you can stand to play with them, they're so pretentious and boring.
 
Where is the Smut?!
 
I dunno, something about the way they run back there and yell "man we totally kicked those guys asses" when they really did nothing of the sort reminds me of when I was in middle school.
 
King Martini?
 
don't ask me. Some guy he's got a beef with on some other board. I've just been messing with foam knight and he's getting more and more strident.
 
RG was a total retard. He wanted to play with the "real trolls" but ran off when Gagh negged him a few times and Mentalist genuinely responded to one of RG's posts giving RG the opportunity to discuss his POV in a reasonable manner. RG would have had a total piss in his pants heart attack if someone had actually trolled him.

Considering RG was some sort of ambassador for OOTIKOF, and having read that little bit of third grade fantasy/sci-fi Mr. Martini crap - I can honestly say, dear Donovan, they are like dead fish crammed bottom to brim in a barrel without water.

Maybe they will turn out to be zombie fish and they will use their dried up little fish tongues riddled with parasites to push forth through their little dead fish lips the utterance "Brains!" in dead carp speak. Be sure and tell us how that sounds.
 
i like OOTIKOF hijinx but i prefer HIJIINOXIKOF ootinkx
 
eloisel said:
RG was a total retard. He wanted to play with the "real trolls" but ran off when Gagh negged him a few times and Mentalist genuinely responded to one of RG's posts giving RG the opportunity to discuss his POV in a reasonable manner. RG would have had a total piss in his pants heart attack if someone had actually trolled him.

Considering RG was some sort of ambassador for OOTIKOF, and having read that little bit of third grade fantasy/sci-fi Mr. Martini crap - I can honestly say, dear Donovan, they are like dead fish crammed bottom to brim in a barrel without water.

Maybe they will turn out to be zombie fish and they will use their dried up little fish tongues riddled with parasites to push forth through their little dead fish lips the utterance "Brains!" in dead carp speak. Be sure and tell us how that sounds.
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Yep, that about covers it. It's so easy to get them going I'm getting bored over there. No real challenge to it at all. Like spouting hippie shit on a neocon board. Instant reaction.
 
^That's why I prefer WordForge. It took some time to figure out who the good targets are, and I have to be creative, taking up stances I wouldn't normally adopt.
 
ah you mean like me, here?
 
Whatever happened to Earl the Fat Biker Chick, anyway :bigass:
 
So Vit what are you going to do when the Foam Knights offer to welcome you into the fold? Do you really want to have 2 nics in the KOF?

This was one of your best posts:
http://ootikof.net/forum/index.php?topic=2008.30
so you are definitely in like Flynn

But it was kind of weird to see you disagreeing with yourself like that.
 
eloisel said:
RG was a total retard. He wanted to play with the "real trolls" but ran off when Gagh negged him a few times and Mentalist genuinely responded to one of RG's posts giving RG the opportunity to discuss his POV in a reasonable manner. RG would have had a total piss in his pants heart attack if someone had actually trolled him.

Considering RG was some sort of ambassador for OOTIKOF, and having read that little bit of third grade fantasy/sci-fi Mr. Martini crap - I can honestly say, dear Donovan, they are like dead fish crammed bottom to brim in a barrel without water.

Maybe they will turn out to be zombie fish and they will use their dried up little fish tongues riddled with parasites to push forth through their little dead fish lips the utterance "Brains!" in dead carp speak. Be sure and tell us how that sounds.
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This pretty much sums up eloisel vs. RG:

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LOL - I didn't do anything to him. He dug his own whole and I just stood there and watched.
 
Maybe this pic represents his viewpoint, and he's blaming on you.
 
Blaming what on me?
 
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