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Movie trailers

Some people seem really excited about Sin City 2.

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I'm not one of them, really (the first one was okay.)
 
I thought Stacy Keach was dead.
 
I thought Jessica Alba's career was dead.
 
She's a horrible speller (according to her Twitter bio).
 
Sin City looks like high minded porn. I think when you over style something like that it becomes overbearing and you end up just watching it for the tits and ass.

I couldn't watch more than 15 minutes of Sin City 1 before I turned it off. I felt myself waiting for a tits and ass moment, a sure fire reason to switch off
 
Elijah Wood eating fingers was the best part of it.
 
BWAAAAM THE ROCK BWAAAAM HERCULES BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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That video isn't available, but i watched it cos of my INTERNET SKILLZ...

There was excessive use of Drama Horn and even DRAMA DRUMS on that. They even came back after the titles for a DRAMA HORN REPRISE. This surely marks it out for Oscars. It's a funny time to release it if they are hoping for an Oscar. The Rock must be pissed about that.
 
I edited the post because it's THAT IMPORTANT.
 
Jupiter Ascending looks decent.

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I don't give Sean Bean good odds for making it to the end of the film.
 
Karen Gillan is...American?

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Drugs give Scarlett Johansson cool superpowers, everyone should do drugs.

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So, not a rip off of limitless than?
 
Looks good!

They should do another TNG era Trek movie now, because that's what a Q's powers should really look like.
 
So, not a rip off of limitless than?

Yes, but it looks done very well and they reduce the drama horn levels on the trailer to very low.

Oculus has Drama Horn with distortion, which is a neat trick...
 
THE HORROR HORN.
 
I'd fuck Zac Efron every day.

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Someone would probably fuck Channing Tatum too.

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