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Mr and Mrs Smith.

I didn't like her really. Well, not at all. But she is super hawt in this movie. Better than I've ever seen her before.
 
Well, for once she didn't play an insane person. That could be part of it.
 
Jolie doesn't really do much for me. NEVE CAMPBELL IS HOTTER!
 
Agreed.
 
I can get behind that motion.
 
PARTY OF FIVE. IN MY PANTS. DEEDLE DEEDLE LEET.

Harney Birdman is teh win.
 
If I was gonna bone someone from "Party of Five", it sure wouldn't be Neve Campbell. It'd be Scott Wolf.


JENNIFFER LOVE HEWITT! I MEANT JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!!
 
I saw Scott Wolf's ass in Evening Star. I bet it smells like man-ass instead of nectar from the gods. Plus I bet he sweats too much.
 
What aboot Matthew Fox?
 
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I'd hit it with a tree branch, so I could have a shot at Kate, Anna Lucia, and Cynthia Watros' character. I mean, I'm damned good-looking, but he's a doctor for Christ's sake!
 
Boone was the hottest.
 
Boone was pretty.
 
Boones head, Claires pregnant belly, Lockes magical legs, Hurleys hair stlye, Jin's china fists of fury, Sayid's terror arms, Kate's ass, Merrys stupid grin, Shannons tits.
 
AND MY AXE.
 
MRANDMRSSMITH REMINDS US THAT WE WILL NEVER BE AS PRETTY AS BRAD OR ANGELINA.
THANKS SO MUCH.
 
BUT AT LEAST WE CAN TAKE SOME SOLACE IN KNOWING THAT PEOPLE AS PRETTY AS BRAD AND ANGELINE EXIST IN THE SAME WORLD AS US AND ARE BETTER THAN US.
 
:cry:
 
DOESN'T WORK, THEN.
 
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