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Mutual Elwood love...

Volpone said:
Christ, CheekyMonkey! Lighten the fuck up. You'd probably actually have some sympathy from people if you didn't go from zero to psycho in 2 seconds.
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meh. it's part of my charm. you call it "zero to psycho" (funny, btw), but I call it brutal honesty. You say to-may-to, i say to-mah-to.

i don't need the sympathy of web-people. 'twas a troll on ol' elwood, is all. then shakes had to jump in with her fucking banjo and webbed feet start it with me. it seems she's more concerned with monkey-hate than elwood love.

You've managed to turn a lot of people off to Elwood, but you've managed to turn even more people off to you. Take a pill.
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i didn't turn people off elwood. he did that himself by being a grade-A weanie.

i'm the same old lovable psycho i've always been, and i don't plan to change in order to earn the "sympathy", or whatever it is you want to call it, of pseudo-people like stripper barbie, tex the midnight cowboy, and the crippled ginger shut-in.
 
CheekyMonkey said:
meh. it's part of my charm. you call it "zero to psycho" (funny, btw), but I call it brutal honesty. You say to-may-to, i say to-mah-to.

i don't need the sympathy of web-people. 'twas a troll on ol' elwood, is all. then shakes had to jump in with her fucking banjo and webbed feet start it with me. it seems she's more concerned with monkey-hate than elwood love.



i didn't turn people off elwood. he did that himself by being a grade-A weanie.

i'm the same old lovable psycho i've always been, and i don't plan to change in order to earn the "sympathy", or whatever it is you want to call it, of pseudo-people like stripper barbie, tex the midnight cowboy, and the crippled ginger shut-in.
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stripper barbie?? :lol: You are so jealous :lol: Oh, and good shot with the crippled ginger thing, you know there is a special level of hell reserved for people who make comments like that, bitch.
 
missmanners said:
Did I miss the trailer park reference? I just know there has to be a trailer park reference in here some where.

:D
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Yes missmanners. CheekyCunt decided that she was still way to butt hurt over the Elwood thing, so she came into your thread to try and make us anti-elwoo. :shrug: Like we care about her or something. :wtf:
 
Shakes said:
Yes missmanners. CheekyCunt decided that she was still way to butt hurt over the Elwood thing, so she came into your thread to try and make us anti-elwoo. :shrug: Like we care about her or something. :wtf:
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Try :wtf? : it's close...

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Elwood must be pretty unforgettable or GoldenEye must be one lousy lay that CM has to spend so much time talking about and taking potshots at El. :lol:
 
I cant be as bad as banging a gas mask now can I? Poor Zel.

Stop draggin me into your shit.
 
It can't possibly be that i enjoy a simple troll as much as the next TKer. Nope. Not possible......

Newsflash, people: get the fuck over yourselves. I am full of hate. It oozes out of my black, shriveled little soul, corroding anything it touches. I will spew it at will. Hating is my personal hobby, somewhere between running, playing the piano, and pulling the legs off of kittens.

When I finally shuffle off this mortal coil and go to hell to take my rightful place at its fiery throne, I will be sure to shed a molten tear over what you all think of me.

For the record: I still hope Tamar suffocates to death in the bubbling, bloody excretions of her own drowned lungs, I still hope Shakes meets her unhappy end in some cataclysmic, combination tornado/stripper-pole/impalement accident, and I hope Elwood lives a long, lonely life so that he can suffer with the shame of his own miserable cowardice for decades.

Feel the hate, people. Fucking FEEEEEEEEEEEL it!!
 
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