My 1,000th post!!

[Tisiphone]

Then what is this thing in my apartment?

OH NOES!

 

[Conchaga]

That's just fuzzles. The elves keep him there to guard the rubber pants.

 

[Tisiphone]

That's right. Well...tell him to stop looking at me weird!

 

[Conchaga]

He is paranoid that you're gonna knock him out and steal all the rubber pants.

 

[Tisiphone]

I am the Gatekeeper, Guardian of the mystical Elven pants. I wait for the Keymaster to come before I give the rubber pants over to him.

Fuzzles should know better. He's just pissed off because I called him Zool.

 

[Conchaga]

no, you made him drool.... not zool

 

[Tisiphone]

How did I make him drool, huh? TELL ME THAT, OH TANK GIRLETH MAN!

 

[Conchaga]

with your hot body and rubber shirt.

 

[Tisiphone]

But I don't have a rubber shirt on...i'm in panties and an AC/DC shirt that claims Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

 

[Conchaga]

that must've been it. He's a sucker for back in black...

 

[Tisiphone]

PUSSY WHIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Conchaga]

huyep!

 

[Loktar]

But I don't have a rubber shirt on...i'm in panties and an AC/DC shirt that claims Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

So fucking hot!

*FAP!!!*

 

[CaptainWacky]

FLANGE, WTF?

 

[Conchaga]

LOKTAR's in FAPLOBE with TISI

 

[CaptainWacky]

IMOGNE

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR's in FAPLOBE with TISI

Yep. And it feels so good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Grrrrrrrrrreat!

 

[Loktar]

Thank you. Mr. Tony the Tiger.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TONY THE CATIST YOU MEAN